MBMBaM Episodes

424, “That family always had Gushers, and I made them mine because of my actions,”
418, “Gotta get a vasectomy,”
401, sex on the ISS
395, “So sweet, so crisp, so bitter, so many.”
392, “That’s another hour of Monster Hunter I can play before my body has to go to sleep,” “Let’s put the tiger on the table and yell at it,”
390, Justin kicks a bag at Taekwondo 50 times and then throws up
380, "Jesus please us," "That's a wild way of doing that," "We're getting British up in here!," “Got a penis that can cum and everything,”
379, crossing guard, “it is pretty ‘punk rock’,” crane lifts up a car into the sky
378, someone’s brother rips out the pockets of their jeans while they’re talking to them,
367, “we missed fidget spinners by like, a day,”
363, “... power a Nintendo Switch!”, “Nana problems: you wouldn’t understand.”
362, centaurs
361,”That’s right, put that fuckin diaper on”; custom license plate; the grenade just got me; restocking candy at Blockbuster is thirsty work; cheap Wings boogie boards; tic tac toe?; Frasier show (“do you mean Frasier?); “why do we talk about Frasier so much?”
360, “uncut, fuckin send you to space” apple juice, “what about just a nice smile,” Justin says he bets that when there’s a bunch of clowns and someone is taking photos and tells them to do a ‘silly one’ it “fucking pops off,”
359, Justin drinks water out of a waterslide pool and a leftover bottle in a taxi,
385, telling Quaids apart
357, Deal or No Deal arcade machine in attract mode,
355, sex jeans in 50 shades of gray, ska curse word “balls” — “Oh, balls! We’re out of milk!”
354, Kentucky Derby (not the one about horse deaths), “it’s this great podcast, it’s the McCracken brothers, and the littlest one is such a card,” “I’m gonna yartz... now!,” “you take the shoe you get and you shut up about it!” “My feet are probably done growin, huh?—Probably or about to start shrinkin!,” “Travis is a 2.. just like, a broomstick going into a shoe,” “And we’ll just look at these [beautiful blooms] for 2, 3, 4, 5... 6, 7, 8 hours,” “So that’s a riddle.” Living on a houseboat.
353, “a lot of duzz-da-gooshes,” “hey kid, chess is pretty cool, but have you tried... the panano?,” Jonah from mst3k also answers zombie questions, Griffin mentions that Bob Ball does the MBMBaM intro
351, Griffin turns 30 and has to give up his Razer scooter, woman’s roommate splits up when they leave at the same time, “I would love to see JGL running very sweaty in a hot city,” “everybody had the flu a little bit always,” “Done. Done. I’ve done it to the Bard. The good Bard,” “melt mode!,” question asker thinks her roommate doesn’t know how to take care of her own plants, “I think this is about major melt-mode!”, “we did it everyone! We [referenced] every movie!,” “What the fuck are you doin to pop tarts?,” “I just put Jokes outside in its special chair,” chicken scampi at the OG, “you’re early! You need a wrist friend to help you out, because you’re too fuckin early for the party,” “I can’t make heads or tails of any of this nerd shit,” “dunked on em! Dunked on all four,” “fast food friend,” “‘it’s on me, Dave,’ and then he smiles real big,” “yes, griffin! My wife!”
348, “I got a call from my dad and the caller id said ‘McDonald’s’,” fast food drive through theft
347, “Oh, yeah, you got that Seth-Ro style”
346, “just the noods (nudes),” “It really stinked,“ birth of McElroy brothers will be in Trolls 2,
344, “Can you even believe they left the house in it?,” “stuff we missed,” “Tallstriders,” Horse handstand boyfriend, “Saucy Slacks—Travis, god!—Pesto Pants—I fuckin can’t believe you guys!”, “Benedict Cumberbatch’s Home for Sharp-Faced Boys”
343, “Has it gotten me one ticket to paradise, by which I mean a 12:30 lunch reservation at Pasta Garden with my good friend Joe Pantoliano?,” rubbing the dog’s fur, “I’m going to massage my friend’s hairy body,” mixing pastas / two different types of pasta, “this makes me so angry I could bust a nut,”
343, “If you will—Hey hey hey... I won’t,” “that’s a chucklebuster,”
342, “the brothers do it,” Burt Wonderstone on a plane, Travis’s “fourth completely bonkers rant of the episode,” “What would you do? (- Justin)”
341, how to get your parents to let you have two horses, a classmate takes out a lemon to eat
340, Justin’s new whip, “You can’t tell if a bassist is good,” Ronald McDonald has sex!, Hamilton ARG during show, “I’ll call the fire police. The cop who’s also a fireman. He’s the most powerful because he’s got jurisdiction over legal law and fire law, so you better watch out and you better not cry,” “it’s cut up hamburgers and ketchup and we make it real hot,” “90s kids will love this,” “potion sellah,” NBC studio tour ‘I sent a bottle of sparkling apple juice to your house,’ “Heath Ledger’s Joker, Jared Leto’s Joker..”
339, a dog’s purpose, ouija destruction
338(?), “gotta get my hands on this cart!,” Dash Rendar stuffie: “Don’t let me die or get rid of me—Okay fine.. god.”
337, Griffin gets the 30 Under 30 title
336, sriracha bun from Wendy’s, start of fushigi arts patronage
334, Donald Duck voices, “You don’t have to be ronery at fordogsonly.com,” juggalo prayers, “I choose to decant!,”
333, “swaydumm” for pseudonym, “here comes Jinglepocket James with some good news!,” “ugly stinky pennies,” “wet stinky paper,” new coins worth more money, “I’m The Real Fighter” (wresting),
Casper sleep special, horses only dream when sleeping on the ground, Travis asmr repetition, “Ezekiel!!,”
329, Sting’s new album named after an intersection
325, Justin talks about letting go of ego
324, ‘Melissa McCarthy dead’ yahoo ad
323, the boys made their tv show, “my blessings to you, effendi,” “bees: we hate this stuff!,” “howww does this happen to adults?,” “my dude that’s so many fruits!,” “a pear is just a mellow, smooothe apple,” “we really just wanged it and donged it,” “I had a big and powerful sickness”
322, “crack that beverage!,” “are roller coaster good for you?,”
321, very good episode, “di di,” “thank you for the health soup,” woman kills all of husband’s fish, “bad case of gsws,” fish say “what did they say??,” which one vapes, boys are making their tv show, “I go to two websites, and one of them has terminal ‘they-don’t-give-a-fuck-itis,” “how to get teacher to start vape club?,” “chunky lightsaber,”
320, “I loooove how much we’re talking about that good good food,” the boys are doing the podcast together in person and express their feelings about that, someone left bread rolls on someone else’s doorstep,
319, “I have to do the correct Italian pron[o]unciation: Steve Buskeemee,” Trolls Watch, “John Cleese taking the very real risk that this will be his last film,” “... look at each other and go fuuuuuuuck!,” “it really sets you on fire for the whole craft,” “Justin Timberlake walks up to the camera and says ‘fuck you,’” “good evening, fuckers,” Morgan Freeman says ‘fuck’ weird, “time to get ensorcelled by a story of transformative love,”
318, “this is the most buckwild jpeg I’ve ever streamed onto my lappy,” “shevvy.. shevvy chaise,” “trash stories, a new kinda way to love,”
317, very good episode, Travis has patio furniture taken, “the tarp in which we hid it to keep it safe from prying eyes,” trash stories inception, sexually aroused by garlic bread, “you can go to Olive Garden... once!,” pint sized moriarty at UNO, “lotta people are talkin about ‘Smoothe’,” “it’s a hot one again!,” “and hangin out.. in Jo Beth. I’ve missed Jo Beth,”
316, Island Boy, Tybee Island and Paulie’s Island, “did do wanna ask you,” “one of those solar phones...,” “it’s just Island Boy come to give us some of that Good News,” a guy’s neighbors stuff all their junk mail into his mailbox, “it sure smells like dog shit in Nate’s apartment,” “and if you put some jelly in your mailbox...,” “will the dentist know I smoke weed,” “did you take the Hippo?,” “we seriously gotta play some disc golf while the weather beautiful,” “I’m popular idiot Travis McElroy,” fedoras: just for the fringe?
315, “lymps... lympos,” Olympics good stuff, the boys list the events they’ll compete in,
313, 50/50 bag, “[you need the mix of accents],” all-treble Skrillex, “no, you dumb idiot!,” cassingle,
310, “America’s battlin back for her birthday,”
309, “who would have the fuckin stomach for Homeland right now??,”
308, “Let’s hear it for the daddies,”
304, “The Kenducky Derby,” horses died during Preakness,
303, kids charge classmate a dollar every time he or she farts, “some kind of feather blasts,”
301, the woman who insults people that post tweets about Scott Bakula, explosive dunks,
299, Eyes of Kid Midas, Dr Rice (doctor of “SPORTS”), boy who wants to buy shorts! (“We’re not a shorts family”) , “How does that juicy ass look, though?,” “Like all McElroys I have no butt,” “I’m Rumpy Dumplestiltskin over here,” “primo dumper,” “Panama!,” “she’s my girl now!,” “this is a Christmas song!,” “Goo~ Punch! Hey ladies,” “You guys remember the show My Brother and Me?,”
296, “Daddy just took them... to church,” “it’s natural,” “uhuhuhu, oh family guy, wouldn’t it be funny?,”
293, bean bag standup routine from Justin,
291, Bliss Delight, “[we’re never being ironic],” Rick Steves weed,
290, “[that [thug] drove to a murder mystery at the last minute],” Dewey standin in screen cap from Malcolm in the Middle, Justin mentions Riley talking about Instagram on Still Buffering,
289, “the multiball bonus round,” a boyfriend is a film major and insists on sitting in the front row, Travis said he went to see Night at the Museum and he could see the boom mics and cables, “I mastruibith with my terrible towel,” “can I just say one thing first?,” “pirate teams,” “festooned with ribbons,” “Travis, are you literally high right now? ... You’ve been saying some next-level shit,”
287, edible stamps, “premium fuck boy,” computer voices
286, Bliss Delight, golddust pictures from LMM, Carly Rae Jepson video for Griffin,
284, Cherry Poppin Daddies’ name, Barack Hussein Obama, Griffin says Travis lets anyone into the Facebook group (“Carolyn Goodboobs”),
283, “Golddust!,”
280, “But it’s too many BYTES,” “we have some personal messages and they sponsor the part of the show that is my neck, my back, my pussy and my crack (‘god no!’),”
279, “Are you saying [The Bozo Show] was of variable length?,”
278, Griffin offers to write the “plot bible” for a Quantum Leap adventure game for Telltale Games,
277, By The Sea Watch, “[Does she have the little hole in her back where you pour oil in and real sadness comes out?—Travis, what we’re all those words that you said? What did those mean?],” “Lemme get another cob goin’,”
276, “Neither option is correct; neither option’s appropriate. You just gotta make that copper bastard disappear. You do a little noodlin over your fingers [and it’s gone.] But in all reality you’ve just thrown it very far across the restaurant to a place where nobody can hear it hit the ground,” “And you use that sticky hand to annoy your dad on the drive home,” “That damn mutt!,”
273, Gem Factory (2?), “When I am coach ,”
272, “And I am just fucking on my grind...,”
270, “Gotta have my Joe!,” “I don’t have a problem with coffee — I have a problem without coffee... so...,” (this might actually be 268)
268, “I do something the whole family can enjoy!,” Snuggle Bug, cursing a real sword, “break that off into a little cassingle,”
266, Harvey Danielson Good Bike, Justin says Pee-Wee is pointing at his dick and his butt in Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure, “but not just any page; a webpage, that people can see, and click on!,”
265, “Imagine if you could make a page — but not just any page; a web page! That people could see, and click on!,” “it’s an all-in-one clicking hub,”
263, “You cuckold!,” Justin drops a bunch of Sunkist soda cans (“pip pa-pip pip!”), Slimer,
262, Griffin wants to leap 36”, “That’s not my beat, Griffin!,” “Get your dick out!,” “Thanks for saving this energy til I was in the room with you,” “Adventure Zone episode 18,” automated earthquake sex, puzzle of the muscles, “How about a bungee cord with two fish hooks on either end?,” “Jub-Jub, you know the rules, I’m trying to twerk over here, “If you paid an Ewok and walnuts and stuff,” “And they like to fingerblast you in the background zone,” “He’s Kevin ‘The Chicken Boy’ Sorbo,” “A billion little fingers, to please you,” “Hand me another electric burger,” “you’re talking about a deep dish... mistake,”
261, gom jabbar, “It’s just stinky water coming out of my wing-wong!,” “Let’s sauce em up, Sheila!,” “Oh baby, oh baby, oh baby,” “I wanna see SAUCY MOUTHS!!,”
259, “Still that booger sugar,” Justin blindfolding his girlfriend and taking her to get a navel piercing, Justin walking back and forth on stage singing Sweet Home Alabama,
257, Father’s Day at Applebee’s waiting for the brothers’ dad, “Dry as a popcorn fart,” Griffin knocks a ramekin across a Guy Fieri’s restaurant, Justin does that dope fountain song, a person says their girlfriend watches Netflix show episodes they they’re meant to watch together, “crushin guts and bustin nuts,” “Travis! Justin! Travis! Travis!,”
255, Fieri Walk With Me, premiere of Garfield the Deals Warlock,
253, “We’ll waive the terms and those conditiones my man,”
251, “Shirt tuckers,”
250, “I am Street Passing with a 12 year old,”
244, Garfield keeps eating Jon’s lasagna and ruining Jon’s dates, “Take a dirt nap!,”
242, Justin’s power goes out, “Yahoo Nights Mystery,”
241, “This shithead is so shitty, I’m seein double vision! (about Justin being a bad au pair), there’s a lot of game design based around wanting to finish something that is unfinished (according to Justin), “peepin your steelo,”
240, The Rock stands in for Brendan Fraser many times, “They both clap like children seeing a rainbow for the first tome,”
239, “You done butt-punched the cum right out me!,” Justin lays into Travis for interrupting, ham calzone,
235, “I hate this pizza so much I want to turn it into poop,” Justin says he dislikes unmelted cheese,
234, “Do slash my brother,” Beef Nuggets (beef nugs),
233, Justin talks about how Cain only discovered death after he killed Abel, so why should he get in trouble?,
232, “Finer than a frog’s hair split four ways,”
229, Seems to be the inception of Big Gulp
227, Griffin talks about his “weird, [fat-ish] body” and how he buys lots of v-neck T-shirts from Old Navy, “Buy one, get six free. Is this what it’ll take?,” “Why is Pee-Paw so rude?” (classic), Griffin entreaties Telltale to make Quantum Leap games,
224, Griffin learns about ASMR, Justin says “Now you’re hot-shot LA Travis — We love it!“,
222, John Hodgman visits
212, “Hands free, no wiener touch, no scope 360 pee shot. The front of my pants weren’t dirty so I didn’t wash my hands dad.”

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MBMBaM Episodes