A game of roulette, Cupertino style. Don't get shot...

CupertinanRoulette.py

#!/usr/bin/python
# 
# Written by Drew Diver 2019
# Create a policy in Jamf to run the following script from Self Service.
# 
# Inspired by https://twitter.com/lapcatsoftware/status/1182350562123227136?s=20
# Named by Armen Briegel

import random
import subprocess
from SystemConfiguration import SCDynamicStoreCopyConsoleUser

CURRENT_USER = (SCDynamicStoreCopyConsoleUser(None, None, None) or [None])[0]

chamber = [0,0,0,0,0,1]
random.shuffle(chamber)

if random.choice(chamber):
    subprocess.call(['sudo', '-u', CURRENT_USER, 'tccutil', 'reset', 'All'])

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== 1 should not be necessary :]

Good find!