p2_generate.php

<?php
/**
 * Fun little set of text generation functions originally created for some custom data volume generation.
 */

/**
 * Generate an simple text address.
 *
 * - 43 Fable Lane, San Francisco, CA 39508
 * - 219 Marketing Canyon, New York, NY 11672
 * - 695 Client Services Way, San Francisco, CA 35635
 * - 76 Bad Erik Gulch, Portland, OR 33381
 *
 * @return string
 */
function p2_generate_address() {
  $places = array(
    'city' => array(
      'Alexandria, VA',
      'San Francisco, CA',
      'Portland, OR',
      'New York, NY',
    ),
    'street' => array(
      'Analyst',
      'Project Manager',
      'Account Director',
      'Developer',
      'Sales',
      'Client Services',
      'Capabilities',
      'Marketing',
      'Bad Erik',
      'Remobot',
      'Atrium',
      'Fable',
    ),
    'type' => array(
      'Road',
      'Way',
      'Avenue',
      'Circle',
      'Highway',
      'Trail',
      'Canyon',
      'Street',
      'Gulch',
      'Court',
      'Lane',
    ),
  );
 
  $city = $places['city'][rand(0, count($places['city']) - 1)];
  $street = $places['street'][rand(0, count($places['street']) - 1)];
  $type = $places['type'][rand(0, count($places['type']) - 1)];
 
  return rand(1, 1500) . ' ' . $street . ' ' . $type . ', ' . $city . ' ' . rand(10000, 99999);
}

/**
 * Generate a line of disease/condition research.
 *
 * - Terminal Respiratory Lesion Formation caused by Unknown Condition
 * - Intense Cardiac Paralysis caused by Cellular Degeneration
 * - Surprise Cardiac Discoloration caused by Infection
 *
 * @return string
 */
function p2_generate_disease_research() {
  $content = array(
    'modifier' => array(
      'Extreme',
      'Emergent',
      'Mild',
      'Surprise',
      'Intense',
      'Terminal',
    ),
    'location' => array(
      'Ocular',
      'Dermal',
      'Respiratory',
      'Cardiac',
      'Endocrine',
    ),
    'symptom' => array(
      'Lesion Formation',
      'Paralysis',
      'Hyper-activity',
      'Degradation',
      'Discoloration',
    ),
    'problem' => array(
      'caused by Virus',
      'caused by Infection',
      'caused by Unknown Condition',
      'caused by Cellular Degeneration',
    )
  );
 
  $name = array();
  foreach ($content as $item) {
    $key = rand(0, count($item) - 1);
    $name[] = $item[$key];
  }
 
  return implode(' ', $name);
}

 /**
  * Generate a quick-and-dirty but human-readable unique identifier.
  *
  * - P2-2015-0601-42
  * - P2-2015-0601-43
  * - P2-2015-0601-44
  * - P2-2015-0601-45
  *
  * @return string
  */
function p2_generate_identifier() {
  static $counter;
 
  if (!isset($counter)) {
    $counter = 41;
  }
  $counter++;
 
  return 'P2-' . date('Y') . '-' . date('md') . '-' . $counter;
}

/**
 * Generate a unique medical organization name.
 *
 * - NYC - Sunset Medical Research (#003)
 * - NYC - Morrison Bioservices (#002)
 * - SFO - Hawthorne Agency (#003)
 * - PDQ - Phase2 Office - Pelican Group (#001)
 * 
 * @return string
 */
function p2_generate_org_name_medical() {
  static $counter;
 
  if (!isset($counter)) {
    $counter = 0;
  }
 
  $names = array(
    'main' => array(
      'SFO',
      'PDX',
      'NYC',
      'DC',
    ),
    'room' => array(
      'Empire',
      'Crescent',
      'Pelican',
      'Columbian',
      'Sunset',
      'Diplomat',
      'Pool Table',
      'Bronx',
      'Brooklyn',
      'Manhattan',
      'Staten Island',
      'Hawthorne',
      'Morrison',
      'St. John',
      'Main Conference',
    ),
    'type' => array(
      'Agency',
      'Lab',
      'Hospital',
      'Institute',
      'University',
      'Laboratory',
      'College of Medicine',
      'Pharmaceuticals',
      'Center',
      'Technology',
      'Corporation',
      'Clinic',
      'Network',
      'Council',
      'Bioservices',
      'Associates',
      'School of Medicine',
      'Health System',
      'Department of Public Health',
      'Project',
      'Medical Research',
      'Systems',
      'Group',
    ),
  );
 
  $counter++;
  $main = $names['main'][rand(0, count($names['main']) - 1)];
  $room = $names['room'][rand(0, count($names['room']) - 1)];
  $type = $names['type'][rand(0, count($names['type']) - 1)];
 
  return $main . ' - ' . $room . ' ' . $type . ' (#' . str_pad($counter, 3, '0', STR_PAD_LEFT) . ')';
}

/**
 * Generate body text for any node.
 *
 * @return string
 *
 * @see  http://stackoverflow.com/a/20633400
 */
function p2_generate_body_text() {
  static $reuse;
  static $content;
 
  if (!isset($reuse)) {
    $reuse = 0;
  }
  $reuse++;
 
  if (!isset($content) || $reuse > 5) {
    $content = file_get_contents('http://loripsum.net/api/decorate/ol/bq/headers/prude');
    $reuse = 0;
  }
 
  return $content;
}