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# <tech> is roflscale

responses = [
  "Have you thought about trying %?"
  "The only way to scale is %."
  "Why not just use %?"
  "What about using %?"
  "I heard % can handle that just fine."
]

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require 'minitest/spec'

module MiniTest
  module Rails
    class Spec < MiniTest::Spec
      alias :method_name :__name__
      alias :pending :skip
      class << self
        def xit(desc='anonymous')
          it(name) { skip 'DISABLED' }

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# Kittens!
#
# kitten me - A randomly selected kitten
# kitten bomb me <number> - Many many kittens!

module.exports = (robot) ->
  robot.respond /kittens?(?: me)?$/i, (msg) ->
    msg.send kittenMe()

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# turn off marking upstreams as failed via max_fails and fail_timeout
# if you're only using 1 unicorn, you have to list it twice so nginx tries it again
upstream app {
  server 127.0.0.1:8080 max_fails=0 fail_timeout=0;
  server 127.0.0.1:8080 max_fails=0 fail_timeout=0;
}

# tells nginx to retry another upstream on failure
proxy_next_upstream error; 
proxy_pass http://app;

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# <anything> lolz <anything> - BRING THE LOLZ

select = require("soupselect").select
htmlparser = require "htmlparser"
util = require 'util'

class LolzFinder
  constructor: (msg) ->
    @msg     = msg
    @bukkit  = "http://bukk.it"

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{
  "name":        "hosted-hubot",
  "version":     "0.1.0",
  "author":      "GitHub Inc.",
  "keywords":    "github hubot campfire bot",
  "description": "A simple helpful Robot for your Company",
  "licenses":     [{
    "type":       "MIT",
    "url":        "http://github.com/github/hubot/raw/master/LICENSE"
  }],

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provider 'provider.yourcompany.com'

service :memcached do
  memory 2.gigabytes
end

service :redis do
  memory 4.gigabytes
end

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[openssl] ../../../bin/rbx -Xdebug extconf.rb

| Breakpoint: Rubinius::Loader#debugger at kernel/loader.rb:545 (53)
| 545:           Rubinius::Debugger.start
debug> b Object#create_makefile:1824
* Unable to find method 'create_makefile' in Object
| Would you like to defer this breakpoint to later? [y/n] y
| Deferred breakpoint created.
debug> c
| Resolved breakpoint for Object#create_makefile

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debug> b Object#create_makefile:1822
| Set breakpoint 1: /Users/dstrelau/Code/clones/rubinius/lib/19/mkmf.rb:1822 (+1743)
debug> c
creating Makefile

| Breakpoint: Object#create_makefile(target) at /Users/dstrelau/Code/clones/rubinius/lib/19/mkmf.rb:1822 (1743)
| 1822:   mfile.print("pre-install-rb: Makefile\n")
debug> n

| Breakpoint: Object#create_makefile(target) at /Users/dstrelau/Code/clones/rubinius/lib/19/mkmf.rb:1823 (1752)

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Rubinius Crash Report #rbxcrashreport

Error: signal SIGSEGV

[[Backtrace]]
0   vm                                  0x0000000101753a46 _ZN8rubiniusL12segv_handlerEi + 486
1   libsystem_c.dylib                   0x00007fff92075cfa _sigtramp + 26
2   ???                                 0x000000000000001a 0x0 + 26
3   ???                                 0x0000000103b7cec3 0x0 + 4357344963
4   vm                                  0x000000010175aee6 _ZN8rubinius11InlineCache11empty_cacheEPNS_2VMEPS0_PNS_9CallFrameERNS_9ArgumentsE + 504