time-distortion.js

(function() {
	
	var factor = 0.25;

	var _Date = Date;
	var _setTimeout = setTimeout;
	var _setInterval = setInterval;
	var start = new _Date().getTime();
	Date = function(a,b,c,d,e,f,g) {
		if (arguments.length == 0) {
			return new _Date(start + (new _Date().getTime() - start) * factor);
		}
		return _Date(a,b,c,d,e,f,g);
	};
	setTimeout = function(x, y) {
		return _setTimeout.call(window, x, y / factor);
	};
	setInterval = function(x, y) {
		return _setInterval.call(window, x, y / factor);
	};

})();