uwu.dumorando.com source code

uwu.cgi.js

#!/usr/bin/env node

//run this as a cgi script

const querystring = require('node:querystring');

const qs = querystring.decode(process.env.QUERY_STRING);

function ReturnJson(json, success) {
    console.log("Content-Type: application/json");
    //disable cors
    console.log("Access-Control-Allow-Origin: *");
    if (success) console.log("X-Comedy: Extreme");
    console.log();
    console.log(JSON.stringify(json));
    process.exit(Number(!success));
}

if (!qs.text) {
    ReturnJson({
        error: 'no text provided in query parameter..',
        example: 'https://uwu.dumorando.com/?text=hello there'
    });
}

const text = qs.text;

var faces = ["(・`ω´・)", ";;w;;", "owo", "UwU", ">w<", "^w^"];
function uwu(txt) {
  v = txt;
  v = v.replace(/(?:r|l)/g, "w");
  v = v.replace(/(?:R|L)/g, "W");
  v = v.replace(/n([aeiou])/g, "ny$1");
  v = v.replace(/N([aeiou])/g, "Ny$1");
  v = v.replace(/N([AEIOU])/g, "Ny$1");
  v = v.replace(/ove/g, "uv");
  v = v.replace(
    /\!+/g,
    " " + faces[Math.floor(Math.random() * faces.length)] + " "
  );
  return v;
}

ReturnJson({
    result: uwu(text)
});