More JS Jokes

milton.js

var stapler = {};

stapler.color = red;

stapler.find = function() {
   var my_stapler = this;
   $(everybody).each(function() {
      this.ask("Have you seen" + my_stapler);
   }  
}

if (stapler.find()) {
   stapler.staple(); 
} else {
   office.burnDown();
}