We are web site developers (a.k.a. webmasters) and we just want to get stuff done. We don't need Object Orientation and we don't need Design Patters and other boring and not easy to learn and understand stuff to get in our way to get our sites up and running.
And that's why our values are:
- Procedural Code over Object Orientation
- No one actually needs OO to develop web applications
- Classes with only static functions are ok, since it's just a way to keep functions in one place. And is still procedural
- Explicitly load what you need over autoloaders