gistfile1.rb

#!/usr/bin/env ruby
require 'net/telnet'

hostname = ARGV[0]
throw 'wheres the host?' if hostname.nil?

cache_dump_limit = 10000
localhost = Net::Telnet::new("Host" => hostname, "Port" => 11211, "Timeout" => 3, "Telnetmode" => false)
slab_ids = []
# The code block will get called for each <insert technical expl>
localhost.cmd("String" => "stats items", "Match" => /^END/) do |c|
  slab_ids = slab_ids + c.scan(/STAT items:(\d+):/).flatten.uniq
end
slab_ids = slab_ids.flatten.uniq


puts
puts "Expires At\t\t\t\tCache Key"
puts '-'* 80 
slab_ids.each do |slab_id|
  localhost.cmd("String" => "stats cachedump #{slab_id} #{cache_dump_limit}", "Match" => /^END/) do |c|
    matches = c.scan(/^ITEM (.+?) \[(\d+) b; (\d+) s\]$/).each do |key_data|
     (cache_key, bytes, expires_time) = key_data
     humanized_expires_time = Time.at(expires_time.to_i).to_s     
    puts "[#{humanized_expires_time}]\t#{cache_key}"
    end
  end  
end
puts

localhost.close