Inspired by Ambrose Bierce
Vibe Coding (n.) The noble art of describing what you vaguely want in natural language and hoping the silicon oracle doesn’t hallucinate something that will get you fired. Once known as “programming.” Now a sophisticated form of cargo-culting with better autocomplete.
Agent (n.) A fancy name for a loop that keeps calling itself until the credit card screams. Marketed as autonomous intelligence. In practice, an overconfident intern that never sleeps and occasionally books your flights to the wrong continent.
