echometerain

# assuming you use NetworkManager
if [ "$(nmcli networking connectivity check)" != "none" -a ! -z "${KITTY_PID+x}" ]; then
    XKCD_JSON="$(curl -s https://xkcd.com/info.0.json)"
    NUM="$(echo $XKCD_JSON | jq -r '.num')"
    # suppresses error when file does not exist
    if [ "$(cat ~/.last_xkcd 2>/dev/null)" != "$NUM" ]; then
        echo $NUM > ~/.last_xkcd
        echo $XKCD_JSON | jq -r '.safe_title'
        kitten icat --align left "$(echo $XKCD_JSON | jq -r '.img')"
        echo $XKCD_JSON | jq -r '.alt'

echometerain

alias j2p="xclip -o | sed -r 's@//@#@g; s/var\s//g; s/\;//g; s/===/==/g; s/}\s//g; s/}//g; s/else\sif\s\(/elif /g; s/else\sif\(/elif /g; s/if\s\(/if /g; s/if\(/if /g; s/else\s\{/else:/g; s/else\{/else:/g; s/&&/and/g; s/&/and/g; s/\|\|/or/g; /\s=\sfunction/s/^/def /; s/\s=\sfunction//g; /^def/! s/\)\s\{/:/g; /^def/! s/\)\{/:/g; s/\s\{/:/g; s/\{/:/g; s/mouseClicked\(\)/mouseClicked\(e\)/g; s/true/True/g; s/false/False/g; s/this./self./g; s/new\s//g; s/.push\(/ += [/g; s/\+\+/ += 1/g; s/\-\-/ -= 1/g; s/sin\(/sin\(degrees\(/g; s/cos\(/cos\(degrees\(/g; s/tan\(/tan\(degrees\(/g; s/getImage\(/loadImage\(/g; s/keyPressed\(\)/keyPressed\(e\)/g; s/keyReleased\(\)/keyReleased\(e\)/g; s/pushMatrix\(\)/push\(\)/g; s/popMatrix\(\)/pop\(\)/g; s/\!==/\!=/g; s/null/None/g; s/background\(\)/background\(255\)/g' | xclip -selection clipboard"