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gnome-cups-manager | |
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Once upon a time there was a printer who lived in the woods. He was a | |
lonely printer, because nobody knew how to configure him. He hoped | |
and hoped for someone to play with. | |
One day, the wind passed by the printer's cottage. "Whoosh," said the | |
wind. The printer became excited. Maybe the wind would be his | |
friend! | |
"Will you be my friend?" the printer asked. | |
"Whoosh," said the wind. | |
"What does that mean?" asked the printer. | |
"Whoosh," said the wind, and with that it was gone. | |
The printer was confused. He spent the rest of the day thinking and | |
jamming paper (for that is what little printers do when they are | |
confused). | |
The next day a storm came. The rain came pouring down, darkening the | |
morning sky and destroying the printer's garden. The little printer | |
was upset. "Why are you being so mean to me?" he asked. | |
"Pitter Patter, Pitter Patter," said the rain. | |
"Will you be my friend?" the printer asked shyly. | |
"Pitter Patter, Pitter Patter," said the rain, and then it left and | |
the sun came out. | |
The printer was sad. He spent the rest of the day inside, sobbing and | |
blinking lights cryptically (for that is what little printers do when | |
they are sad). | |
Then one day, a little girl stumbled into the printer's clearing in | |
the woods. The printer looked at this curious sight. He didn't know | |
what to think. | |
The little girl looked up at him. "Will you be my friend?" she asked. | |
"Yes," said the printer. | |
"What is your name?" asked the little girl. | |
"HP 4100TN", replied the printer. | |
"My name is gnome-cups-manager" said the little girl. | |
The printer was happy. He spent the rest of the day playing games and | |
printing documents, for that is what little printers do when they are | |
happy. |
Perfect.
Okay this took my long work weekend and turned it into fun
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lol