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2014-01-08 19:10:26 Temporal what did you just say about mai waifu
2014-01-08 19:10:33 Faux you're waifu is shit
2014-01-08 19:11:35 infinityb >anime original waifu
2014-01-08 19:11:37 infinityb top kek
2014-01-08 19:12:30 plus shouldn't it be kik
2014-01-08 19:12:34 plus why kek
2014-01-08 19:12:38 Faux kek
2014-01-08 19:12:40 Temporal kek
2014-01-08 19:13:11 Temporal plus, its a thing from wow where lol from opposing races translated to kek
2014-01-08 19:13:38 plus oh
2014-01-08 19:14:22 Faux and then there's http://boards.4chan.org/s4s/res/1309556
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2014-11-20 16:06:41 +aibi I just need like 3 classes
2014-11-20 16:07:14 +aibi https://github.com/golang/gddo/blob/master/httputil/negotiate.go needed this
2014-11-20 16:07:14 [url]: http://tinyurl.com/krhx4z4
2014-11-20 16:08:03 +aibi but I guess if they ever decide to take down the documentation server from github, I'll always have a recent copy ... kek.
2014-11-20 16:42:44 <-- Bnynms ([email protected]) has quit (SSL Connection closed)
2014-11-20 16:46:08 plus tanasinn: kek
2014-11-20 16:46:08 tanasinn Walter e. 2. Giving stephen r. Covey seventeen united states and lived out of high energy kek.
2014-11-20 16:48:04 plus tanasinn: soylent
2014-11-20 16:48:04 tanasinn I also have to cover it in middle school level. Soylent provides slightly less than two people who think '3 day workweek.
2014-11-20 16:55:53 +aibi all my programs with dependencies have broken dependencies
2014-11-20 16:56:01 +aibi so I can't upgrade them to crates.io
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2015-04-26 13:49:10 sell she did good work, iirc
2015-04-26 13:50:50 faux ~wolfram 2580.5 days in years
2015-04-26 13:50:54 betabot convert 2580.5 days to years: 7.07 years
2015-04-26 13:55:32 faux my seagate has a smart warning
2015-04-26 13:55:57 sell ~computers~
2015-04-26 13:56:44 plus kaki kukeko
2015-04-26 13:59:41 sell pycryptopp x86_64 0.6.0.1206569328141510525648634803928199668821045408958-6.fc21
2015-04-26 13:59:54 flsp pic of aibi https://github.com/kabukky/journey/blob/master/database/update.go#L42-L82
2015-04-26 14:00:12 plus that doesn't look like a pic to me
2015-04-26 14:00:18 flsp well spotted
2015-04-26 14:00:32 sell standard golang code
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2015-07-22 13:58:22 aibi that one is just my quoting losing state in the middle of producing a quote
2015-07-22 13:58:29 aibi but then I started doing it on purpose anyway.
2015-07-22 13:58:56 owls plus: lol -> kek -> lek
2015-07-22 13:58:58 plus I get it
2015-07-22 13:59:02 plus but
2015-07-22 13:59:08 plus why kek -> lek
2015-07-22 13:59:08 aibi I thought it was lel + kek
2015-07-22 13:59:12 owls oh
2015-07-22 13:59:16 owls lel too probably
2015-07-22 13:59:21 owls it came because I am bad at words
2015-07-22 13:59:26 owls i think i said lek irl or something
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2015-07-22 13:59:40 plus this is the first instance in my logs of you saying "lek"
2015-07-22 13:59:43 owls yeah
2015-07-22 13:59:45 owls it's recent.
2015-07-22 13:59:48 plus okay.
2015-07-22 13:59:51 plus well
2015-07-22 13:59:56 plus I'll keep on not using lel or kek or lek
2015-07-22 14:00:11 faux top kel
2015-07-22 14:00:20 aibi I'll adopt kel
2015-07-22 14:00:52 owls kelk
2015-07-22 14:01:18 owls ``the death of the english language''
2015-07-22 14:02:00 owls 2h29m get hype
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2015-08-09 10:06:05 plus else is for stuff that should occur if you don't catch an exception but which you don't want to accidentally catch an exception from
2015-08-09 10:06:05 aibi python ``with'' negates the need for this entirely.
2015-08-09 10:06:18 plus like shoving too many things in the try could result in you catching an exception from the wrong part.
2015-08-09 10:06:26 aibi oh, right
2015-08-09 10:06:32 aibi I think I've used that. just a bit rusty on it.
2015-08-09 10:06:39 plus kek
2015-08-09 10:07:12 plus with is a good thing
2015-08-09 10:07:19 aibi yeah
2015-08-09 10:07:38 aibi I miss it in golang constantly
2015-08-09 10:07:53 aibi there's some transactional stuff that I do thta REALLY wants ``with''
2015-08-09 10:08:09 aibi but I have to use horrific closures to make the api bulletproof
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2015-08-30 02:59:39 mr_flea owls: lol rip
2015-08-30 02:59:49 mr_flea owls: guess what I got in my 30 account bound unidentified dies
2015-08-30 02:59:54 mr_flea *dyes
2015-08-30 02:59:59 mr_flea >celestial dye
2015-08-30 06:58:54 plus RIP oliver sacks
2015-08-30 07:28:58 plus kinder keks
2015-08-30 07:29:32 plus http://www.nestle-marktplatz.de/view/Produkte/Nestle-Alete-Snacks-Kinder-Keks-ab-dem-8-Monat-7613034121981
2015-08-30 07:30:21 plus apparently keks is a british term for underwear
2015-08-30 08:03:47 plus >I never thought my first kiss would be with a cock...
2015-08-30 08:05:56 owls rip.
2015-08-30 08:07:01 aibi >The 2013 Lotus Evora, a series hybrid vehicle with an electric motor and a fixed gearbox, took this to the point of silliness. Not only did they provide fake engine sounds, they provided shift paddles and required the driver to shift software-simulated gears. They even provided a momentary loss of power during simulated gear shifting.
2015-08-30 08:10:53 owls hello aibi
2015-08-30 08:10:58 aibi hi
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2015-12-11 08:11:25 plus no
2015-12-11 08:11:28 plus but they seem to be really good
2015-12-11 08:11:29 owls good
2015-12-11 08:11:36 owls i don't plan on walking around with a vive
2015-12-11 08:11:43 owls i want to sit at my desk and play with my joysticks
2015-12-11 08:11:47 plus kek
2015-12-11 08:12:32 owls ~.^
2015-12-11 08:13:07 owls i am guessing the htc one is going to be more expensive than the facebook headset
2015-12-11 08:13:31 owls because the htc one has all the advanced shit for wandering off a stairwell so you can break your neck while playing
2015-12-11 08:13:38 plus yeah
2015-12-11 08:15:16 owls i didn't know notch was married for a year
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2016-02-13 15:04:42 aibi BRB getting off
2016-02-13 15:04:53 plus you should probably disembark first
2016-02-13 15:05:14 plus ucwidt
2016-02-13 15:05:34 aibi Jej
2016-02-13 15:05:42 uberuser aibi: how's ur ears, bruh?
2016-02-13 15:05:47 plus jej: a corruption of kek
2016-02-13 15:06:25 aibi Time to follow other people since I have no idea how to get out of here
2016-02-13 15:07:10 aibi uberuser: almost normal now
2016-02-13 15:07:44 plus maybe I should skip this episode
2016-02-13 15:07:50 plus her hair is going to bother me a lot
2016-02-13 15:08:08 uberuser have not done anything productive all day.. must change that.
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2016-07-21 12:08:11 aibi|lab http://d33wubrfki0l68.cloudfront.net/7831392dc994f2ff33aaeff07c3e9050cd38f3e1/fa483/blog/assets/images/breweree/screen10.gif
2016-07-21 12:08:15 betabot Best guess for this image: orange
2016-07-21 12:11:17 plus is this a brewing app
2016-07-21 12:19:56 aibi|lab yeah
2016-07-21 12:22:10 plus >How can it not be a feature that you can heat more space the more spaces you feed it?
2016-07-21 12:22:11 plus kek
2016-07-21 12:42:10 owls pasv: i don't know how
2016-07-21 12:42:16 owls they would probably think i was a supporter
2016-07-21 13:00:46 owls aibi|lab: tox is gr8
2016-07-21 13:00:52 owls especially with the new scientist perk
2016-07-21 13:01:12 owls 51.7k helium from a 160 void
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2016-07-23 20:26:49 nano plus wins 200 points from Bnynms!
2016-07-23 20:26:49 Bnynms !greed
2016-07-23 20:26:50 nano plus: [1, 1, 1, 1, 2, 6] => [[1, 1, 1, 1 => 2000]] for 2000 points
2016-07-23 20:26:50 nano Bnynms: [4, 5, 5, 5, 6, 6] => [[5, 5, 5 => 500]] for 500 points
2016-07-23 20:26:51 nano plus wins 1500 points from Bnynms!
2016-07-23 20:26:53 plus kek
2016-07-23 20:26:55 Bnynms !greed-stats
2016-07-23 20:26:55 nano Bnynms: 25 wins over 66 games; points: -3000
2016-07-23 20:26:55 plus !greed-stats
2016-07-23 20:26:56 nano plus: 34 wins over 66 games; points: 2600
2016-07-23 20:26:59 plus !greed
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2016-10-13 22:27:38 pem !greed
2016-10-13 22:27:39 nano pem: [1, 2, 3, 4, 6, 6] => [[1 => 100]] for 100 points
2016-10-13 22:27:40 plus !greed
2016-10-13 22:27:40 nano plus: [1, 1, 1, 2, 4, 5] => [[1, 1, 1 => 1000], [5 => 50]] for 1050 points
2016-10-13 22:27:41 nano plus wins 950 points from pem!
2016-10-13 22:27:44 plus kek
2016-10-13 22:27:50 aibi we went to a cabin in the mountains
2016-10-13 22:27:59 plus sounds miserable
2016-10-13 22:28:05 aibi 1000ms latency
2016-10-13 22:28:15 aibi 14 kB/s
2016-10-13 22:28:16 plus aka 1s
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2016-10-17 18:54:41 nano plus: 32 wins over 55 games; points: 10500
2016-10-17 18:54:44 mr_flea !greed-stats
2016-10-17 18:54:44 nano mr_flea: 2 wins over 4 games; points: 1000
2016-10-17 18:54:46 aibi !greed-stats
2016-10-17 18:54:46 nano aibi: 19 wins over 66 games; points: -7150
2016-10-17 18:54:48 plus kek
2016-10-17 18:54:51 Bnynms !greed-stats
2016-10-17 18:54:51 nano Bnynms: 0 wins over 1 games; points: -700
2016-10-17 18:54:52 mr_flea !greed
2016-10-17 18:54:52 nano mr_flea: [2, 3, 3, 3, 4, 6] => [[3, 3, 3 => 300]] for 300 points
2016-10-17 18:54:53 nano Bnynms wins 200 points from mr_flea!
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2016-11-04 21:18:42 plus ~u combining
2016-11-04 21:18:50 betabot ̴̵̶̷̸̡̢̧̨̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̣̤̥̦̩̪̫̬̭̮̯̰̱̲̳̹̺̻̼͇͈͉͍͎̀́̂̃̄̅̆̇̈̉̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̽̾̿̀́͂̓̈́͆͊͋͌̕̚ͅ͏͓͔͕͖͙͚͐͑͒͗͛ͣͤͥͦͧͨͩͪͫͬͭͮͯ҃҄҅҆҇͘͜͟͢͝͞͠͡҈҉⃒⃓⃘᷐᷎߲᩿᭬᷂᷊᷏᷽᷿߫߬߭߮߯߰߱߳፝፞፟᭫᭭᭮᭯᭰᭱᭲᭳᷀᷁᷃᷄᷅᷆᷇᷈᷉᷋᷌᷑᷒ᷓᷔᷕᷖᷗᷘᷙᷚᷛᷜᷝᷞᷟᷠᷡᷢᷣᷤᷥᷦ᷾⃐⃑⃔⃕⃖⃗᷼᷍âƒ
2016-11-04 21:18:54 plus oh god
2016-11-04 21:18:54 <-- Bnynms ([email protected]) has quit (A TLS fatal alert has been received.)
2016-11-04 21:18:59 --> Bnynms ([email protected]) has joined #
2016-11-04 21:19:04 plus kek
2016-11-04 21:19:46 Bnynms rape
2016-11-04 21:19:48 Bnynms raaape
2016-11-04 21:20:53 Bnynms !ping
2016-11-04 21:20:53 nano pong
2016-11-04 21:22:05 Bnynms ~u gothic
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2016-11-06 13:33:34 plus what's a doggo
2016-11-06 13:34:30 ubbies plus I sort of remember what that guy said now. He's for the party and voting for the party not for the candidate
2016-11-06 13:34:39 Smnynb https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/doggo
2016-11-06 13:34:42 plus sounds about right
2016-11-06 13:34:52 plus >coordinate terms: pupper
2016-11-06 13:34:53 plus kek
2016-11-06 13:35:19 flamingspinach lol nice https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4KK07lOUx4
2016-11-06 13:35:20 betabot Protester relives Trump fans' attack at Nevada rally | US Elections 2016 - YouTube
2016-11-06 13:38:16 plus I'm in a bit of an awkward position
2016-11-06 13:38:23 plus well
2016-11-06 13:38:24 plus not really'
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2016-11-07 10:10:23 plus what
2016-11-07 10:10:44 plus I am having trouble parsing that sentence
2016-11-07 10:11:06 aibi literally going too die**
2016-11-07 10:11:18 plus too
2016-11-07 10:11:25 aibi Rerreeee
2016-11-07 10:11:33 plus kek
2016-11-07 10:11:58 aibi Gonna stfu until i get to a computer
2016-11-07 10:12:27 ubbies IRC seems to be alive
2016-11-07 10:16:46 plus I found a thread about the laptop I bought. people are trying to overclock the CPU to 4+GHz
2016-11-07 10:16:51 plus why would you want to overclock a laptop CPU
2016-11-07 10:16:55 plus I do not understand.
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2016-11-30 22:18:04 pem RIIIIIIIIGGED
2016-11-30 22:18:08 pem !greed quiet
2016-11-30 22:18:09 plus !greed quiet
2016-11-30 22:18:10 nano pem (-450): [1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 5] => [[1 => 100], [1 => 100], [5 => 50], [5 => 50]] for 300 points
2016-11-30 22:18:11 nano plus (+450): [1, 3, 5, 6, 6, 6] => [[1 => 100], [5 => 50], [6, 6, 6 => 600]] for 750 points
2016-11-30 22:18:13 plus kek
2016-11-30 22:18:17 pem !greed quiet
2016-11-30 22:18:17 plus !greed quiet
2016-11-30 22:18:17 nano pem (+350): [2, 2, 3, 5, 5, 5] => [[5, 5, 5 => 500]] for 500 points
2016-11-30 22:18:18 nano plus (-350): [1, 3, 4, 5, 6, 6] => [[1 => 100], [5 => 50]] for 150 points
2016-11-30 22:18:18 pem !greed quiet
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2016-12-20 20:00:25 aibi tanasinn: DERELICT
2016-12-20 20:00:25 tanasinn He's been absent a lot less interesting.
2016-12-20 20:03:30 plus >tl notes on crunchyroll
2016-12-20 20:04:09 plus so tired
2016-12-20 20:12:48 plus <tada banri> I'll never forget
2016-12-20 20:12:54 plus top kek
2016-12-20 20:14:53 aibi getting into plat1 is a lot harder now
2016-12-20 20:15:57 plus I sincerely doubt best girl will win the banribowl
2016-12-20 20:16:04 aibi she doesn't
2016-12-20 20:16:12 plus spoilers
2016-12-20 20:16:18 aibi who is best girl, anyway
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2017-01-11 15:44:19 mr_flea what is this
2017-01-11 15:44:22 mr_flea # simulator?
2017-01-11 15:44:24 plus a really shitty neural net
2017-01-11 15:44:28 plus basically
2017-01-11 15:45:05 plus I trained it for 50 epochs on about 30000 lines from my logs
2017-01-11 15:45:46 plus >aibi kek
2017-01-11 15:45:50 plus accurate representation of aibi
2017-01-11 15:45:52 aibi` kek
2017-01-11 15:46:44 aibi` grep -i kinpatsu nn-output.txt
2017-01-11 15:46:59 plus one moment
2017-01-11 15:47:04 plus I'll generate 30000 chars and check
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2017-03-18 20:19:41 <-- cthuljew ([email protected]) has quit (Ping timeout: 121 seconds)
2017-03-18 20:20:17 plus GHOST BANRI
2017-03-18 20:22:53 --> cthuljew ([email protected]) has joined #
2017-03-18 20:23:10 aibi The High Orbit Ion Cannon, often abbreviated to HOIC, is an open source network stress testing and denial-of-service attack application written in BASIC designed to attack as many as 256 URLs at the same time.
2017-03-18 20:23:15 aibi wow, 256 URLs!
2017-03-18 20:24:03 plus ^@kek^@
2017-03-18 20:24:54 plus ddermixblork
2017-03-18 20:27:06 --> cthuljew_ ([email protected]) has joined #
2017-03-18 20:27:11 <-- cthuljew ([email protected]) has quit (Ping timeout: 121 seconds)
2017-03-18 20:27:59 aibi I'm glad I could steal an image from teddyloid's official site by hacking his URLs.
2017-03-18 20:31:41 aibi I guess amazon also works.
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2017-03-20 20:59:20 aibi reee
2017-03-20 20:59:22 pem agh
2017-03-20 20:59:22 aibi !greed quiet
2017-03-20 20:59:22 nano pem (-1550): [2, 4, 4, 5, 6, 6] => [[5 => 50]] for 50 points
2017-03-20 20:59:23 nano aibi (+1550): [2, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4] => [[4, 4, 4, 4, 4 => 1600]] for 1600 points
2017-03-20 20:59:26 plus kek
2017-03-20 20:59:27 pem ARGH
2017-03-20 20:59:29 pem !greed quiet
2017-03-20 20:59:32 aibi !greed quiet
2017-03-20 20:59:32 nano pem (-50): [2, 3, 4, 4, 4, 5] => [[4, 4, 4 => 400], [5 => 50]] for 450 points
2017-03-20 20:59:33 nano aibi (+50): [4, 4, 4, 5, 5, 6] => [[4, 4, 4 => 400], [5 => 50], [5 => 50]] for 500 points
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2017-07-05 20:30:55 mr_flea rip
2017-07-05 20:30:56 plus !greed quiet
2017-07-05 20:30:57 mr_flea !greed quiet
2017-07-05 20:30:58 nano plus (+550): [1, 1, 1, 2, 4, 5] => [[1, 1, 1 => 1000], [5 => 50]] for 1050 points
2017-07-05 20:30:59 nano mr_flea (-550): [3, 4, 4, 4, 5, 5] => [[4, 4, 4 => 400], [5 => 50], [5 => 50]] for 500 points
2017-07-05 20:31:01 plus kek
2017-07-05 20:31:02 mr_flea !greed quiet
2017-07-05 20:31:04 plus !greed quiet
2017-07-05 20:31:05 nano mr_flea (+350): [1, 3, 3, 3, 4, 6] => [[1 => 100], [3, 3, 3 => 300]] for 400 points
2017-07-05 20:31:06 nano plus (-350): [2, 2, 3, 3, 4, 5] => [[5 => 50]] for 50 points
2017-07-05 20:31:06 plus !greed quiet
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2017-07-09 18:30:06 plus was two girls kissing, on the lips
2017-07-09 18:30:15 plus I don't think it's much of a stretch to believe this anime is about lesbianism
2017-07-09 18:33:14 plus it's illegal to ride centaurs
2017-07-09 18:33:21 plus what a terrible world to live in
2017-07-09 18:35:41 plus >Hime has horsepower
2017-07-09 18:35:42 plus kek
2017-07-09 18:37:13 aibi >plus saying kek
2017-07-09 18:37:35 plus time to look through the logs for all the times I've said kek
2017-07-09 18:38:27 aibi Yes, please prove my surprise neuron wrong
2017-07-09 18:39:14 plus I need to figure out how to use grep.
2017-07-09 18:40:20 plus https://gist.github.com/anonymous/dc55c83ad3b7878b2f70c640a2b68f74
2017-07-09 18:40:22 betabot gist:dc55c83ad3b7878b2f70c640a2b68f74 · GitHub
2017-07-09 18:40:24 plus I figured it out.
2017-07-09 18:40:56 plus 2015-07-22 13:59:56 plus I'll keep on not using lel or kek or lek
2017-07-09 18:41:01 plus soon after, many keks
2017-07-09 18:41:59 aibi lek
2017-07-09 18:42:06 plus no :(
2017-07-09 18:42:37 aibi ``2015-07-22 13:59:56 plus I'll keep on not using lel or kek or lek'' is pinned in memory for like forever though
2017-07-09 18:42:44 aibi so I'll probably be surprised every time you say kek
2017-07-09 18:42:47 plus I had forgotten. clearly.
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