gistfile1.rb

#!/usr/bin/env ruby
require 'net/http'

def build_is_fucked_on(server)
  cruise_output = Net::HTTP.get(URI.parse("http://#{server}:3333/XmlStatusReport.aspx"))
  return true if cruise_output.include? 'lastBuildStatus="Failure"'
  return false
end
count = 0
while true
  if build_is_fucked_on("integration01") or build_is_fucked_on("integration02")
    puts `clear; cowsay EVERYTHING IS FUCKED`
    count += 1
    if count == 10  `curl -s http://santa.reevoo.com/santa/does?url=http://theshadowaspect.com/cow.mp3`
  else
    puts `clear; cowsay MOOOOOO`
    count = 0
  end
  sleep(60)
end