eliperelman · June 20, 2011 16:25 · yckart · Feb 27, 2013
diff --git a/README.md b/README.md
diff --git a/annotated.js b/annotated.js
 Date.now || // Use the native Date.now method if available,
    (Date.now = function () { // Otherwise defined it here:
        return +new Date // Create a new Date object and return the Unix timestamp epoch.
    })
diff --git a/index.js b/index.js
 Date.now||(Date.now=function(){return+new Date})
diff --git a/LICENSE.txt b/LICENSE.txt
            DO WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT TO PUBLIC LICENSE
                    Version 2, December 2004

 Copyright (C) 2011 Eli Perelman http://eliperelman.com

 Everyone is permitted to copy and distribute verbatim or modified
 copies of this license document, and changing it is allowed as long
 as the name is changed.

            DO WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT TO PUBLIC LICENSE
   TERMS AND CONDITIONS FOR COPYING, DISTRIBUTION AND MODIFICATION

  0. You just DO WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT TO.
diff --git a/package.json b/package.json
 {
  "name": "DateNowPolyfillFor140bytes",

  "description": "ECMAScript 5 polyfill for Date.now method",

  "keywords": [
    "Date",
    "now",
    "polyfill",
    "JavaScript",
    "ECMAScript5"
  ]
 }
diff --git a/test.html b/test.html
 <!DOCTYPE html> 
 <title>Date.now polyfill for ECMAScript 5</title>
 <script>
  Date.now||(Date.now=function(){return+new Date})

  console.log(Date.now()); // logs current Unix time.
 </script>
	Date.now \|\| // Use the native Date.now method if available,
	(Date.now = function () { // Otherwise defined it here:
	return +new Date // Create a new Date object and return the Unix timestamp epoch.
	})
	DO WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT TO PUBLIC LICENSE
	Version 2, December 2004

	Copyright (C) 2011 Eli Perelman http://eliperelman.com

	Everyone is permitted to copy and distribute verbatim or modified
	copies of this license document, and changing it is allowed as long
	as the name is changed.

	DO WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT TO PUBLIC LICENSE
	TERMS AND CONDITIONS FOR COPYING, DISTRIBUTION AND MODIFICATION

	0. You just DO WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT TO.
	{
	"name": "DateNowPolyfillFor140bytes",

	"description": "ECMAScript 5 polyfill for Date.now method",

	"keywords": [
	"Date",
	"now",
	"polyfill",
	"JavaScript",
	"ECMAScript5"
	]
	}
	<!DOCTYPE html>
	<title>Date.now polyfill for ECMAScript 5</title>
	<script>
	Date.now\|\|(Date.now=function(){return+new Date})

	console.log(Date.now()); // logs current Unix time.
	</script>