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<title>8-Bit Book Club</title>
<link>http://8bitbookclub.getenjoyment.net</link>
<description>The only book club that makes you dumber! Join Brian Murphy, Emily Axford, and Caldwell Tanner for a weekly chat about video game novels.</description>
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<itunes:name>Byron Murphy</itunes:name>
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<title>*The Deadly Experiments of Dr. Eek | Goosebumps | Adventure Book Theatre</title>
<itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType>
<itunes:season>3</itunes:season>
<itunes:episode>87</itunes:episode>
<itunes:duration>00:00:00</itunes:duration>
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<description>The Book Buds and Cake stay at the theatre for an encore performance of R.L. Stine's "The Deadly Experiments of Dr. Eeek</description>
<pubDate>Sat, 19 Aug 2023 07:00:00 CST</pubDate>
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<item>
<title>Beware of the Purple Peanut Butter | Goosebumps | Adventure Book Theatre</title>
<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
<itunes:season>3</itunes:season>
<itunes:episode>87</itunes:episode>
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<description>The Book Buds (and first-time guest Cake Hurwitz) take another frightful trip to theatre, this time to read another book from R.L. Stine's "Give Yourself Goosebumps" collection.</description>
<pubDate>Fri, 18 Aug 2023 13:35:00 CST</pubDate>
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<title>*Secret Agent Grandma: The Brussels Hook Up (Bonus Chapter) | Goosebumps | Adventure Book Theatre</title>
<itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType>
<itunes:season>3</itunes:season>
<itunes:episode>86</itunes:episode>
<itunes:duration>00:50:21</itunes:duration>
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<description>The Book Buds (and Jake) continue to give themselves Goosebumps! Can they get over their messy romantic past long enough to figure out what the hell is wrong with their Grandma? Turn to page [PLAY] to find out! </description>
<pubDate>Sat, 22 Jul 2023 13:35:00 CST</pubDate>
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<item>
<title>Secret Agent Grandma | Goosebumps | Adventure Book Theatre</title>
<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
<itunes:season>3</itunes:season>
<itunes:episode>86</itunes:episode>
<itunes:duration>01:11:50</itunes:duration>
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<description>Deep in the bowels of the 8-Bit Library, The Book Buds (and newcomer Jake Hurwitz) crack into R.L Stine's Secret Agent Grandma, a spooky, choose-your-own-adventure from the author's "Give Yourself Goosebumps" collection. Listener beware, you're in for a SCARE...ILY GOOD TIME!!</description>
<pubDate>Fri, 21 Jul 2023 13:35:00 CST</pubDate>
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<item>
<title>**Monster Mix-Up [w/ Jasper William Cartwright] | Super Mario Bros. | Adventure Book Theatre</title>
<itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType>
<itunes:season>3</itunes:season>
<itunes:episode>85</itunes:episode>
<itunes:duration>00:00:00</itunes:duration>
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<description>As Jake's paternity leave continues, Jasper William Cartwright joins the two crew for another 8 bit book club! This month, we're reading "Monster Mix-Up". Join us as we baptize Jasper in the dripless waters of a Mario Adventure book!!!!</description>
<pubDate>Fri, 30 Jun 2023 04:37:00 CST</pubDate>
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<item>
<title>*The Haunted Castle of Ravencurse [w/ Jasper William Cartwright] | Wizards, Warriors &amp; You | Adventure Book Theatre</title>
<itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType>
<itunes:season>3</itunes:season>
<itunes:episode>84</itunes:episode>
<itunes:duration>00:00:00</itunes:duration>
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<description>After a successful journey on the Vampire Express, the Book Buds (and special guest Jasper William Cartwright) decide to let the enigma of the Little Man linger for all eternity and read an entirely new book! So grab your Lance, swivel your chair and empty your treasury as the Tale of the Wizard and the Warrior unfolds!
Special thanks to Sam_Canyon for sending us this book! Also be sure to check out Sam's incredible Naddpod-inspired music on Youtube!
Warning: This is a filler link! If you want to play this episode, you must subscribe to the Short Rest tier of the Naddpod patreon and replace the enclosure URL with the corresponding url from your personal Patreon subscriber RSS feed.</description>
<pubDate>Fri, 26 May 2023 02:15:00 CST</pubDate>
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<item>
<title>Vampire Express [w/ Jasper William Cartwright] | Choose Your Own Adventure | Adventure Book Theatre</title>
<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
<itunes:season>3</itunes:season>
<itunes:episode>83</itunes:episode>
<itunes:duration>01:08:05</itunes:duration>
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<description>Greetings, scholars! With semi-frequent guest Jake Hurwitz on paternity leave, the Book Buds recruit Jasper William Cartwright (3 Black Halflings, Games &amp; Feelings) for a trip to Transylvania aboard the Choose-Your-Own-Adventure Express! Turn the page and delight as the Lore Lords encounter horny kings, talking boxes and the sickest painting you've ever seen in your life. All Aboard!</description>
<pubDate>Fri, 26 May 2023 02:00:00 CST</pubDate>
</item>
<item>
<title>*Raid on Nightmare Castle: The Middle Tunnel Run (Bonus Chapter) | Dungeons &amp; Dragons | Adventure Book Theatre</title>
<itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType>
<itunes:season>3</itunes:season>
<itunes:episode>82</itunes:episode>
<itunes:duration>00:00:00</itunes:duration>
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<guid>https://archive.org/download/8-bit-bookclub/61%20-%20ANNOUNCEMENT%20%20UPCOMING%20HIATUS1.mp3</guid>
<description>The Lorelords are back for mords! Gather your various jewels, amulets, and staffs and join us as we continue our search for anything resembling a coherent story.
Warning: This is a filler link! If you want to play this episode, you must subscribe to the Short Rest tier of the Naddpod patreon and replace the enclosure URL with the corresponding url from your personal Patreon subscriber RSS feed.</description>
<pubDate>Sat, 18 Mar 2023 03:38:00 CST</pubDate>
</item>
<item>
<title>Raid on Nightmare Castle | Dungeons &amp; Dragons | Adventure Book Theatre</title>
<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
<itunes:season>3</itunes:season>
<itunes:episode>82</itunes:episode>
<itunes:duration>01:10:31</itunes:duration>
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<description>Sound the Story Gong! The time has come for our brave LoreLords and their very special, one-time-only-guest Jake Hurwitz to take on the dreaded Nightmare Castle! Join us for a multitude of name changes, line re-takes and several incredibly long tangents that Murph barely survives. So grab your books, press play and let the adventure begin!</description>
<pubDate>Fri, 17 Mar 2023 07:06:00 CST</pubDate>
</item>
<item>
<title>*Pillars of Pentegarn: The Baltek Run (Bonus Chapter) | Dungeons &amp; Dragons | Adventure Book Theatre</title>
<itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType>
<itunes:season>3</itunes:season>
<itunes:episode>81</itunes:episode>
<itunes:duration>00:00:00</itunes:duration>
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<description>Buckle up. It's time for the Baltek run.
Warning: This is a filler link! If you want to play this episode, you must subscribe to the Short Rest tier of the Naddpod patreon and replace the enclosure URL with the corresponding url from your personal Patreon subscriber RSS feed.</description>
<pubDate>Sat, 28 Jan 2023 02:21:00 CST</pubDate>
</item>
<item>
<title>Pillars of Pentegarn | Dungeons &amp; Dragons | Adventure Book Theatre</title>
<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
<itunes:season>3</itunes:season>
<itunes:episode>81</itunes:episode>
<itunes:duration>01:20:15</itunes:duration>
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<description>Gather your courage and animal familiars, because The Book Buds (and very special guest, Jake Hurwitz) are reading another D&amp;D-inspired Choose Your Own Adventure! Will our heroes survive the ruined Kingdom of Pentegarn? Or will they die pursuing a stupid bit that barely makes sense? (Hint: It is the second one). Turn to page 69 and press play to find out!</description>
<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jan 2023 12:49:00 CST</pubDate>
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<item>
<title>**Sonic Christmas Blast (1996 Special) | Sonic the Hedgehog | The View Crew</title>
<itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType>
<itunes:season>3</itunes:season>
<itunes:episode>80</itunes:episode>
<itunes:duration>00:47:01</itunes:duration>
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<guid>https://archive.org/download/8-bit-bookclub/61%20-%20ANNOUNCEMENT%20%20UPCOMING%20HIATUS2.mp3</guid>
<description>As the Hoglidays draw to an end, The 2 Crew gathers to watch the Sonic the Hedgehog TV Christmas Special from 1996 and nearly lose their collective minds. So grab a chili cheese dog, kiss your chipmunk girlfriend and get ready to ring in the Blue Year right!
Warning: This is a filler link! If you want to play this episode, you must subscribe to the Mixed Bag tier of the Naddpod patreon and replace the enclosure URL with the corresponding url from your personal Patreon subscriber RSS feed.</description>
<pubDate>Sun, 1 Jan 2023 09:00:00 CST</pubDate>
</item>
<item>
<title>The Hexer (2001 Movie) | The Witcher | The View Crew</title>
<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
<itunes:season>3</itunes:season>
<itunes:episode>79</itunes:episode>
<itunes:duration>01:12:50</itunes:duration>
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<description>The Book Buds / View Crew and their Guest Producer Jake Hurwitz return to Kaehr Morhen to review the "The Hexer," the original 2001 polish-language version of the Witcher.</description>
<pubDate>Fri, 28 Oct 2022 01:11:00 CST</pubDate>
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<item>
<title>*The Super Mario Wiki | Super Mario Bros | Wiki Wander</title>
<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
<itunes:season>3</itunes:season>
<itunes:episode>78</itunes:episode>
<itunes:duration>00:00:00</itunes:duration>
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<description>The Book Buds journey to the Super Mario Wiki to learn more about the Super Show, its variety of celebrity guests and the strangely confusing lore surrounding Bowser's offspring. Let's wander!
Warning: This is a filler link! If you want to play this episode, you must subscribe to the Short Rest tier of the Naddpod patreon and replace the enclosure URL with the corresponding url from your personal Patreon subscriber RSS feed.</description>
<pubDate>Fri, 8 Jul 2022 20:37:00 CST</pubDate>
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<title>Neatness Counts / The Bird! The Bird! [w/ Zac Oyama] (The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, S01E01) | Super Mario Bros | The View Crew</title>
<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
<itunes:season>3</itunes:season>
<itunes:episode>77</itunes:episode>
<itunes:duration>01:12:13</itunes:duration>
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<description>The Book Buds are joined by special guest Zac Oyama and regular guest Jake Hurwitz for a viewing of the first episode of 1989's "The Super Mario Bros. Super Show;" a live action / animation hybrid television show chock full of pasta jokes, weird bird mouths and one incredibly eggcellent celebrity guest. Happy reading, Paisanos!</description>
<pubDate>Fri, 8 Jul 2022 01:11:00 CST</pubDate>
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<item>
<title>*Ani-Murph's Spoiler Spectacular | Animorphs | Wiki Wander</title>
<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
<itunes:season>3</itunes:season>
<itunes:episode>76</itunes:episode>
<itunes:duration>00:00:00</itunes:duration>
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<description>The Book Buds delve into the realm of Seerowpedia to learn anything and everything they can about the world of the Animorphs. Tears are shed, Secrets are revealed and the spoilers flow like Yeerks into a steaming hot Kandrona Pool. Happy Reading everyone!
Warning: This is a filler link! If you want to play this episode, you must subscribe to the Short Rest tier of the Naddpod patreon and replace the enclosure URL with the corresponding url from your personal Patreon subscriber RSS feed.</description>
<pubDate>Sat, 11 Jun 2022 00:12:00 CST</pubDate>
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<item>
<title>The Invasion | Animorphs | Medium Boy Book</title>
<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
<itunes:season>3</itunes:season>
<itunes:episode>75</itunes:episode>
<itunes:duration>01:13:40</itunes:duration>
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<description>The Book Buds and returning guest Jake Hurwitz get their hands on the beautiful blue cube that is K.A. Applegate's YA sci-fi series, Animorphs! Come for the sarcastic 90's teens, stay for the body horror; and always remember, TWO HOURS IN A MORPH!</description>
<pubDate>Fri, 10 Jun 2022 10:04:00 CST</pubDate>
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<item>
<title>**The Ringer (The Legend of Zelda, S01E01) | Legend of Zelda | The View Crew</title>
<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
<itunes:season>3</itunes:season>
<itunes:episode>74</itunes:episode>
<itunes:duration>00:00:00</itunes:duration>
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<description>The 2 Crew reviews The Legend of Zelda cartoon series from 1989 and it DOES NOT hold up. Excuse me, princess!
Warning: This is a filler link! If you want to play this episode, you must subscribe to the Mixed Bag tier of the Naddpod patreon and replace the enclosure URL with the corresponding url from your personal Patreon subscriber RSS feed.</description>
<pubDate>Sun, 29 May 2022 23:31:00 CST</pubDate>
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<item>
<title>*Dungeon of Dread: The True Ending (Bonus Chapter) | Dungeons &amp; Dragons | Adventure Book Theatre</title>
<itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType>
<itunes:season>3</itunes:season>
<itunes:episode>73</itunes:episode>
<itunes:duration>00:00:00</itunes:duration>
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<description>The Book Buds enter the Dungeons of Dread once more in an attempt to thwart the wicked Magic User known as Coleman and claim his treasure for their own. Will they prevail? Or will they become snails? Keep reading to find out!
Warning: This is a filler link! If you want to play this episode, you must subscribe to the Short Rest tier of the Naddpod patreon and replace the enclosure URL with the corresponding url from your personal Patreon subscriber RSS feed.</description>
<pubDate>Thu, 12 May 2022 23:31:00 CST</pubDate>
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<item>
<title>Dungeon of Dread | Dungeons &amp; Dragons | Adventure Book Theatre</title>
<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
<itunes:season>3</itunes:season>
<itunes:episode>73</itunes:episode>
<itunes:duration>01:07:09</itunes:duration>
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<description>Join Murph, Emily, Caldwell and Permanent Guest Jake Hurwitz as they take on the "Dungeon of Dread" a D&amp;D-themed Choose Your Own Adventure Book! Will their Leather-clad hero survive the endless corridors and annoying halfling sidekicks? Tune in to find out!</description>
<pubDate>Thu, 12 May 2022 22:16:00 CST</pubDate>
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<title>**Happy Birthday (Oh, Mr. Toad!, S05E10) | The Wind in the Willows | The View Crew</title>
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<itunes:season>3</itunes:season>
<itunes:episode>72</itunes:episode>
<itunes:duration>00:00:00</itunes:duration>
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<description>The 2 Crew learns the truth about Mr. Toad's birthday and reviews the stop motion Wind in the Willows show from the '80s. You can watch along here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wROfsl_fyhc.
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<pubDate>Tue, 29 Mar 2022 06:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>**Enter: Naruto Uzumaki! (Naruto, S01E01) | Naruto | The View Crew</title>
<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
<itunes:season>3</itunes:season>
<itunes:episode>71</itunes:episode>
<itunes:duration>00:00:00</itunes:duration>
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<description>The 2 Crew watches and reviews the first episode of the 1989 cartoon series/Nintendo commercial! The first episode is available on YouTube if you want to watch before listening!
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<pubDate>Sat, 31 Jul 2021 06:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>**Kevin in Videoland (Captain N: The Game Master, S01E01) | Nintendo | The View Crew</title>
<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
<itunes:season>3</itunes:season>
<itunes:episode>70</itunes:episode>
<itunes:duration>00:00:00</itunes:duration>
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<description>The 2 Crew watches and reviews the first episode of the 1989 cartoon series/Nintendo commercial!
Warning: This is a filler link! If you want to play this episode, you must subscribe to the Mixed Bag tier of the Naddpod patreon and replace the enclosure URL with the corresponding url from your personal Patreon subscriber RSS feed.</description>
<pubDate>Sun, 30 May 2021 06:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>**Mortal Kombat (2021 Movie) | Mortal Kombat | The View Crew</title>
<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
<itunes:season>3</itunes:season>
<itunes:episode>69</itunes:episode>
<itunes:duration>00:00:00</itunes:duration>
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<description>The 2 Crew reviews the new Mortal Kombat movie! Join us for hot Kano takes, quiet "hell yeahs," and stanning Sub-Zero. Beware of SPOILERS, future Kombatants!
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<pubDate>Fri, 30 Apr 2021 06:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>**Flying Fortress (Sonic Underground, S01E25) | Sonic the Hedgehog | The View Crew</title>
<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
<itunes:season>3</itunes:season>
<itunes:episode>68</itunes:episode>
<itunes:duration>00:00:00</itunes:duration>
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<description>The 2 Crew watches 1999's rad Sonic reboot where he's in a band with his triplet siblings. The reviews are.... mixed!
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<pubDate>Sun, 28 Mar 2021 06:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>**Saiya Saga 1-3 (Dragon Ball Z, S01E01 - E03) | Dragon Ball Z | The View Crew</title>
<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
<itunes:season>3</itunes:season>
<itunes:episode>67</itunes:episode>
<itunes:duration>00:00:00</itunes:duration>
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<description>We finally get Jake to watch anime with us! The 2 Crew reviews the first 3 episodes of DBZ Kai, while reminiscing about their first time seeing the show.
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<pubDate>Sat, 27 Feb 2021 06:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>**D&amp;D II: Wrath of the Dragon God (2005 Movie) | Dungeons &amp; Dragons | The View Crew</title>
<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
<itunes:season>3</itunes:season>
<itunes:episode>66</itunes:episode>
<itunes:duration>00:00:00</itunes:duration>
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<description>The Band of Boobs watch and chat about the sequel to the box office bomb/Jake-lauded Dungeons &amp; Dragons movie!
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<pubDate>Sun, 31 May 2020 06:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>**Dungeons &amp; Dragons (2000 Movie) | Dungeons &amp; Dragons | The View Crew</title>
<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
<itunes:season>3</itunes:season>
<itunes:episode>65</itunes:episode>
<itunes:duration>00:00:00</itunes:duration>
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<description>The Band of Boobs watch and discuss the critically panned D&amp;D movie from 2000 and enter a HEATED debate.
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<pubDate>Fri, 01 May 2020 06:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>**The Last Wish / Sword of Destiny (The Witcher, S01E02 - 08) | The Witcher | The View Crew</title>
<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
<itunes:season>3</itunes:season>
<itunes:episode>64</itunes:episode>
<itunes:duration>00:00:00</itunes:duration>
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<description>In a follow up to December's Mixed Bag about the pilot, the 2 crew watches and discusses the entire first season of Netflix's The Witcher!
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<pubDate>Sun, 1 Mar 2020 06:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>**The End's Beginning (The Witcher, S01E01) | The Witcher | The View Crew</title>
<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
<itunes:season>3</itunes:season>
<itunes:episode>63</itunes:episode>
<itunes:duration>00:00:00</itunes:duration>
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<description>This month, the 2 crew watches and discusses the first episode of Netflix's The Witcher! (NOTE: We mispronounce Stregobor as Stregobold like 50x, but we're talking about Stregobor obviously. DON'T @ ME, - Murph).
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<pubDate>Mon, 23 Dec 2019 06:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>**FFVII: Advent Children (2005 Movie) | Final Fantasy | The View Crew</title>
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<itunes:season>3</itunes:season>
<itunes:episode>62</itunes:episode>
<itunes:duration>00:00:00</itunes:duration>
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<description>The BoB gather to review 2005's "Advent Children." Find out what RIPS and what DRIPS about this very special sad boy motorcycle movie!
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<pubDate>Sun, 30 Jun 2019 06:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>**The Iron Throne (Game of Thrones, S08E06) | Song of Ice and Fire | The View Crew</title>
<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
<itunes:season>3</itunes:season>
<itunes:episode>61</itunes:episode>
<itunes:duration>00:00:00</itunes:duration>
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<description>The BoB gather to discuss Game of Thrones: Season 8 and reflect on the series as a whole!
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<pubDate>Sat, 1 Jun 2019 06:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>**The Night of No Tomorrow (Dungeon &amp; Dragons, S01E01) | Dungeons &amp; Dragons | The View Crew</title>
<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
<itunes:season>3</itunes:season>
<itunes:episode>60</itunes:episode>
<itunes:duration>00:00:00</itunes:duration>
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<description>The Band of Boobs and the Direct Messenger watch and review the first episode of the Dungeons &amp; Dragons cartoon series from the 80s! We talk about the INSANE opening sequence involving an enchanted roller coaster, their little unicorn buddy, and Emily's new obsession with winning a portable grill in a grocery store Monopoly game.
Warning: This is a filler link! If you want to play this episode, you must subscribe to the Mixed Bag tier of the Naddpod patreon and replace the enclosure URL with the corresponding url from your personal Patreon subscriber RSS feed.</description>
<pubDate>Thu, 28 Feb 2019 06:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>**Warcraft (2016 Movie) | World of Warcraft | The View Crew</title>
<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
<itunes:season>3</itunes:season>
<itunes:episode>59</itunes:episode>
<itunes:duration>00:00:00</itunes:duration>
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<description>The Band of Boobs watch and critique the Warcraft movie, 8 Bit Book Club style! Thanks to Jeff S. for sending it to us!
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<pubDate>Fri, 1 Feb 2019 06:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Metal City Mayhem (Part 4) | Sonic the Hedgehog | Adventure Book Theatre</title>
<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
<itunes:season>2</itunes:season>
<itunes:episode>58</itunes:episode>
<itunes:duration>02:51:05</itunes:duration>
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<description>The club takes one last crack at Metal City Mayhem before their hiatus in this uncut finale! Previous play-throughs have resulted in Sonic's death by poisonous gas and death by existential crisis. Can the Lore Lords finally harpoon their white whale?</description>
<pubDate>Wed, 4 Apr 2018 06:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Mega Man 2 the Novel (Part 2) | Mega Man | Live Reading</title>
<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
<itunes:season>2</itunes:season>
<itunes:episode>57</itunes:episode>
<itunes:duration>01:04:13</itunes:duration>
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<description>The club wraps up Mega Man 2: The Novel and their mad libs-style live reading gets even more confusing. Starring Mega Man aka The Rock From Jumanji aka Ronald QuickDonalds aka Cole and Dylan Sprouse aka The Fish Man From the Shape of Water aka Saucy Little Number aka Cole and Dylan Sprouse again.</description>
<pubDate>Fri, 16 Mar 2018 06:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Mega Man 2 the Novel (Part 1) | Mega Man | Live Reading</title>
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<itunes:season>2</itunes:season>
<itunes:episode>56</itunes:episode>
<itunes:duration>01:11:25</itunes:duration>
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<description>The club does a live reading of Mega Man 2 from the Worlds of Power video game novel series and continues their tradition of changing character names until the story is completely unrecognizable. Can Mega Man (aka Jerry, aka Samantha, aka Kelly Kapooooooooooowwwwski) save the day?</description>
<pubDate>Fri, 9 Mar 2018 06:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Cranky's Tickle Tonic / Klump's Lumps (Donkey Kong Country, S01E10 &amp; E15 ) | Donkey Kong | The View Crew</title>
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<itunes:season>2</itunes:season>
<itunes:episode>56</itunes:episode>
<itunes:duration>00:52:22</itunes:duration>
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<description>The club watches the greatest/most-terrible animated show of all time and joins Donkey Kong for two adventures on Kongo Bongo Island! Buckle up for 'zard hijinks, rockin' jungle beats, and perfect Kong asses.</description>
<pubDate>Fri, 2 Mar 2018 06:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>FFVI Fan Fiction | Final Fantasy | Fanfic</title>
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<itunes:season>2</itunes:season>
<itunes:episode>55</itunes:episode>
<itunes:duration>00:50:55</itunes:duration>
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<description>Emily finally receives her reward for winning D&amp;D Monster Madness -- Final Fantasy VI fan fiction! Caldwell blows everyone's minds with his own custom Final Fantasy Gamebook, Emily bursts into tears several times, Murph is forced to say "wet channel" while reading Locke/Celes erotica, and Kylo Ren makes several appearances.</description>
<pubDate>Fri, 23 Feb 2018 06:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Gex the Novel (Part 3) | Gex | Live Reading</title>
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<itunes:season>2</itunes:season>
<itunes:episode>53</itunes:episode>
<itunes:duration>01:01:55</itunes:duration>
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<description>The club does a literary speed run, racing to finish the novel so they never have to talk about Gex again. Gex gets so sassy that he reaches "Peak Gex" and earns the nickname "Chamdler Bing."</description>
<pubDate>Fri, 16 Feb 2018 06:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Gex the Novel (Part 2) | Gex | Live Reading</title>
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<itunes:season>2</itunes:season>
<itunes:episode>52</itunes:episode>
<itunes:duration>01:09:19</itunes:duration>
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<description>Gex is BACK, BABY! And he's....PROBLEMATIC. Listen to the club's horror as everyone's favorite rad 90's lizard travels to WORLD WAR 2 WORLD AND BECOMES A PRISON OF WAR.</description>
<pubDate>Fri, 9 Feb 2018 06:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Gex the Novel (Part 1) | Gex | Live Reading</title>
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<itunes:season>2</itunes:season>
<itunes:episode>51</itunes:episode>
<itunes:duration>00:50:38</itunes:duration>
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<description>The club does a live reading of Gex and basks in his 90s radness (REMEMBER PLAYSTATION!?). Move over Sonic, there's a new sassy critter in town!</description>
<pubDate>Fri, 2 Feb 2018 06:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Distant Worlds | Final Fantasy | Full Bard Yard</title>
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<itunes:season>2</itunes:season>
<itunes:episode>50</itunes:episode>
<itunes:duration>01:04:14</itunes:duration>
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<description>The club attends a Final Fantasy concert and tears are shed. Caldwell attempts to rank the Final Fantasies by horniness, Emily does a stunning rendition of the 16-bit FF6 opera theme, and Murph talks about SlimJims and energy drinks.</description>
<pubDate>Fri, 26 Jan 2018 06:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Zone Rangers (Part 3) | Sonic the Hedgehog | Adventure Book Theatre</title>
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<itunes:season>2</itunes:season>
<itunes:episode>49</itunes:episode>
<itunes:duration>01:35:13</itunes:duration>
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<description>The club embarks on the last leg of their adventure, and tensions are HIGH. Murph re-distributes Sonic's stats to make him a more sensible hog, while Caldwell and Emily mourn the loss of their beautiful buff blue blur. The journey takes them from the desert to the mountains to a city and to SPACE for what can only be described as an hour and a half of literary torture.</description>
<pubDate>Fri, 12 Jan 2018 06:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Zone Rangers (Part 2) | Sonic the Hedgehog | Adventure Book Theatre</title>
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<itunes:season>2</itunes:season>
<itunes:episode>48</itunes:episode>
<itunes:duration>01:10:38</itunes:duration>
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<description>The club picks up where they left off -- with zero lives, zero rings, and zero hope. Can their buff, beautiful hedgehog defeat Robotnik and save the Jungle Zone?</description>
<pubDate>Fri, 5 Jan 2018 06:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Zone Rangers (Part 1) | Sonic the Hedgehog | Adventure Book Theatre</title>
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<itunes:season>2</itunes:season>
<itunes:episode>47</itunes:episode>
<itunes:duration>01:02:04</itunes:duration>
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<description>The club joins Sonic (and Tails!) on a deep dive into the jungle zone. Caldwell and Emily insist on maxing out Sonic's "Good Looks" and giving Tails the highest strength possible at the cost of their agility and speed. Can the famously speedy duo survive as slow, buff, beautiful dudes?</description>
<pubDate>Fri, 29 Dec 2017 06:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Happy Holidays and a Merry Berry Day (Pac-Man and the Ghostly Adventures, S02E13) | Pac-Man | The View Crew</title>
<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
<itunes:season>2</itunes:season>
<itunes:episode>46</itunes:episode>
<itunes:duration>00:57:17</itunes:duration>
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<description>The club watches two Christmas specials from 2013's Pac-Man and the Ghostly Adventures. Can Pacster and his X-TREME pals Cyli and Spiral stop the ghosts from gooing all over Pac-World and save Christmas-I-mean-Berry-Day!?</description>
<pubDate>Fri, 22 Dec 2017 06:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>The Kongo Bongo Festival of Lights (Donkey Kong Country, S02E01) | Donkey Kong | The View Crew</title>
<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
<itunes:season>2</itunes:season>
<itunes:episode>45</itunes:episode>
<itunes:duration>00:58:53</itunes:duration>
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<description>The club watches the Donkey Kong Country TV series holiday special from 1999. Emily compares the Kong Country holiday ceasefire between apes and lizards to World War I, Murph expresses his discomfort about how nude Funky Kong looks, and Caldwell complains that the show's animation isn't good to craft the "perfect ape ass."</description>
<pubDate>Fri, 15 Dec 2017 06:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>The Island | Minecraft | Big Boy Book</title>
<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
<itunes:season>2</itunes:season>
<itunes:episode>44</itunes:episode>
<itunes:duration>00:35:42</itunes:duration>
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<description>The club faces its greatest challenge yet: a book that is so true to Minecraft that it has almost no plot. Can the club mine goofs from that which has no goofs? Did we already lose you with that terrible pun?</description>
<pubDate>Fri, 8 Dec 2017 06:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Doors to Doom (Part 3) | Super Mario Bros | Adventure Book Theatre</title>
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<itunes:season>2</itunes:season>
<itunes:episode>43</itunes:episode>
<itunes:duration>01:20:28</itunes:duration>
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<description>The epic conclusion to another Nintendo adventure book! Can the club make it through the Doors to Doom unscathed? No. No, they can't.</description>
<pubDate>Fri, 01 Dec 2017 06:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Doors to Doom (Part 2) | Super Mario Bros | Adventure Book Theatre</title>
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<itunes:season>2</itunes:season>
<itunes:episode>42</itunes:episode>
<itunes:duration>00:57:15</itunes:duration>
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<description>By the Light of Bahamut, the Mario Brothers are revived and continue their losing run of Doors to Doom. The Kong Family makes several appearances, including a rampaging Donkey Kong Jr., and Libertarian Funky Kong.
The gang died about 3/4 times this episode.</description>
<pubDate>Fri, 24 Nov 2017 06:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Doors to Doom (Part 1) | Super Mario Bros | Adventure Book Theatre</title>
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<itunes:season>2</itunes:season>
<itunes:episode>41</itunes:episode>
<itunes:duration>01:01:10</itunes:duration>
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<description>The club takes on another Nintendo adventure book because they just don't know when to quit. Emily eats a slug of steak fat, Caldwell gets horny for puzzles, and Murph is saved by Bahamut's blessing.</description>
<pubDate>Fri, 17 Nov 2017 06:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Fortress of Fear (Part 2) | Sonic the Hedgehog | Live Reading</title>
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<itunes:season>2</itunes:season>
<itunes:episode>40</itunes:episode>
<itunes:duration>01:02:18</itunes:duration>
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<description>The club does a live reading of a Sonic children's book. Caldwell introduces original character "Caldwell Prower" and Emily questions Murph's love of critters.</description>
<pubDate>Fri, 10 Nov 2017 06:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Fortress of Fear (Part 1) | Sonic the Hedgehog | Live Reading</title>
<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
<itunes:season>2</itunes:season>
<itunes:episode>39</itunes:episode>
<itunes:duration>00:58:03</itunes:duration>
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<description>The club does a live reading of a Sonic children's book. Caldwell introduces original character "Caldwell Prower" and Emily questions Murph's love of critters.</description>
<pubDate>Fri, 3 Nov 2017 06:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Silent Hill (2006 Movie) | Silent Hill | The View Crew</title>
<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
<itunes:season>2</itunes:season>
<itunes:episode>38</itunes:episode>
<itunes:duration>01:13:28</itunes:duration>
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<description>The club watches a spooky video game movie because it's almost HALLOWEEN... and they don't want to read a book.</description>
<pubDate>Fri, 27 Oct 2017 06:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>The Shattering: Prelude to Cataclysm (Part 3) | World of Warcraft | Big Boy Book</title>
<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
<itunes:season>2</itunes:season>
<itunes:episode>37</itunes:episode>
<itunes:duration>01:16:49</itunes:duration>
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<description>The club finishes a big Boy Book about Warcraft! Emily continues her war against brownies and picks a fight with Charlie Brown.</description>
<pubDate>Fri, 20 Oct 2017 06:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>The Shattering: Prelude to Cataclysm (Part 2) | World of Warcraft | Big Boy Book</title>
<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
<itunes:season>2</itunes:season>
<itunes:episode>36</itunes:episode>
<itunes:duration>01:11:12</itunes:duration>
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<description>The club returns to Azeroth, but gets side-tracked immediately when Emily goes on a long rant about how she's never seen someone eat a brownie (??????). Caldwell ponders which energy drink best encapsulates the essence of Garrush Hellscream and Murph introduces "Murph's Gurph's," a new segment to redact his goofs.</description>
<pubDate>Fri, 13 Oct 2017 06:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>The Shattering: Prelude to Cataclysm (Part 1) | World of Warcraft | Big Boy Book</title>
<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
<itunes:season>2</itunes:season>
<itunes:episode>35</itunes:episode>
<itunes:duration>01:03:03</itunes:duration>
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<description>THE BOOK BUDS ARE BACK! The club travels to Orgrimmar, aka New Orc City for some POLITICAL INTRIGUE! Caldwell introduces another exciting edition of Caldwell's Word Corner, Emily gets really into britches, and Murph struggles to say the phrase "Horde waters" with his Jersey accent.</description>
<pubDate>Fri, 6 Oct 2017 06:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Dragons But Were Afraid to Ask | Dungeons &amp; Dragons | Wiki Wander</title>
<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
<itunes:episode>34</itunes:episode>
<itunes:duration>00:49:23</itunes:duration>
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<description>The club cracks open the D&amp;D Monster Manual to learn about dragons -- their mating habits, personality-types, and treasure preferences. Emily tries more than once to mimic the sound of a "dragon greeting."</description>
<pubDate>Wed, 24 May 2017 06:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Koopa Capers (Part 2) | Super Mario Bros | Adventure Book Theatre</title>
<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
<itunes:episode>33</itunes:episode>
<itunes:duration>01:10:55</itunes:duration>
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<description>The club continues the most difficult, nonsensical, foot-worshipping Nintendo adventure book to date. Featuring a giant goomba with shaved legs, Magmagate Part 2, and Luigi drinking orange juice in his uncle's pool.</description>
<pubDate>Wed, 17 May 2017 06:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Koopa Capers (Part 1) | Super Mario Bros | Adventure Book Theatre</title>
<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
<itunes:episode>32</itunes:episode>
<itunes:duration>01:05:57</itunes:duration>
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<guid>https://archive.org/download/8-bit-bookclub/33%20-%20Super%20Mario%20Adventure%20Book%20%20Koopa%20Capers%20(Part%201).mp3</guid>
<description>After Wendy O. Koopa goes missing, King Koopa buries his turtle pride and asks Luigi to find her. Can everybody's second favorite plumber save the day? THE MOST CONTROVERSIAL 8 BIT BOOK CLUB OF ALL TIME.</description>
<pubDate>Wed, 10 May 2017 06:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>The Lore of Mortal Kombat [w/ Susanna Wolff] | Mortal Kombat | Wiki Wander</title>
<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
<itunes:episode>31</itunes:episode>
<itunes:duration>00:53:23</itunes:duration>
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<description>With Emily out of town, Susanna Wolff joins the show for a little WIKI-WANDERIN'. The club explores the story of Mortal Kombat, including the DC crossover and the short-lived cartoon series.</description>
<pubDate>Wed, 3 May 2017 06:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Monster Madness III: The Boss Battle | Dungeons &amp; Dragons | 5e Actual Play</title>
<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
<itunes:episode>30</itunes:episode>
<itunes:duration>01:25:43</itunes:duration>
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<guid>https://archive.org/download/8-bit-bookclub/31%20-%20D%26D%20MONSTER%20MADNESS%20(BOSS%20BATTLE).mp3</guid>
<description>John Elway the Flying Sword has shattered, causing his spirit to awaken an evil, giant John Elway hellbent on destroying the kingdom with his magic quarterbacking skills. Can Rob the Zombie and his goth followers sack this monstrous football legend and save the realm?</description>
<pubDate>Wed, 26 Apr 2017 06:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Monster Madness II: The Finals | Dungeons &amp; Dragons | 5e Actual Play</title>
<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
<itunes:episode>29</itunes:episode>
<itunes:duration>01:08:51</itunes:duration>
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<description>The ultimate battle organised by Lord Beran Murphial comes to a close, continuing on to the semi-finals, pitting the 8 victorious scrub monsters from the first bracket to duke it out for the ultimate victory.
Due to Emily winning most match ups in the first round, Murph takes control of some of Emily's monsters so that they can fight each other, in turn, Caldwell takes control of the lord's shit son.</description>
<pubDate>Wed, 19 Apr 2017 06:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Monster Madness I: The Mourning Woods vs. Bad News Bugbears | Dungeons &amp; Dragons | 5e Actual Play</title>
<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
<itunes:episode>28</itunes:episode>
<itunes:duration>01:17:28</itunes:duration>
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<description>In an improvised fictional world, Lord Beran Murphial (a Lawful Good benevolent lord) summons the greatest battle masters of the world and oversees an epic tourney between two teams of 8 scrub monsters picked out of the D&amp;D5E Monsters Manual. Lord Beran does this all to try and connect with his shit son and see him smile. To the winner goes the real life opportunity to pick the next book they read on the podcast.
Emily Axford, a woman scantily clad in vines and twigs with her nipples tastefully covered by 2 leaves but her vagina clearly exposed, heads the team: "Defenders of the Forest AKA: Forest WIN-aker AKA: The Green Deck AKA: They are Definitely In fact Giants AKA: The Monster Marsh AKA: Mourning Woods", an army of forest creatures. Caldwell "The Belt Master" Tanner, a man wearing nothing but belts, heads the "Bad News Bugbears", a group of monstrous rejects.</description>
<pubDate>Wed, 12 Apr 2017 06:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Digimon: Digital Monsters | Digimon | Manga</title>
<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
<itunes:episode>27</itunes:episode>
<itunes:duration>00:53:55</itunes:duration>
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<description>The Lore Lords read a book that's mostly pictures. Caldwell gives a detailed history of the digital world, while Murph struggles to remember all FOURTEEN main characters. Emily constantly compares the story to LOST, despite having only seen the first season..</description>
<pubDate>Wed, 5 Apr 2017 06:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Kingdom Hearts the Novel (Part 2) | Kingdom Hearts | Big Boy Book</title>
<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
<itunes:episode>26</itunes:episode>
<itunes:duration>00:57:55</itunes:duration>
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<description>The Lore Lords use their keyblades of wisdom to unlock the secret to Kingdom Hearts. Emily spends a good 10 minutes talking about the tan M and M and how it tasted different than the other M and Ms (it didn't).</description>
<pubDate>Wed, 29 Mar 2017 06:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Kingdom Hearts the Novel (Part 1) | Kingdom Hearts | Big Boy Book</title>
<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
<itunes:episode>25</itunes:episode>
<itunes:duration>01:01:25</itunes:duration>
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<description>The club reads glorified fan fiction featuring Final Fantasy characters, Disney critters, and anime-forever-friends. Caldwell sings the Kingdom Hearts theme more than once in our new segment, "The Bard Yard."</description>
<pubDate>Wed, 22 Mar 2017 06:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>The Way Too Serious History of Mobius | Sonic the Hedgehog | Wiki Wander</title>
<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
<itunes:episode>24</itunes:episode>
<itunes:duration>00:48:28</itunes:duration>
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<description>The Lore Lords explore the tragic origin of Doctor Robotnik, the death of Sonic's rabbit pal, and other stories where tiny cartoon animals are taken way too seriously. Murph and Caldwell take turns singing their favorite Sonic zone themes, and Emily makes up one of her own.</description>
<pubDate>Wed, 15 Mar 2017 06:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Making Sense of Metal Gear | Metal Gear Solid | Wiki Wander</title>
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<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
<itunes:episode>23</itunes:episode>
<itunes:duration>00:54:44</itunes:duration>
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<description>The Lore Lords explore the Metal Gear wikia, which proves almost unnecessary because Caldwell knows it by heart. Come for the cybernetic ninjas, stay for the nanomachines!</description>
<pubDate>Wed, 8 Mar 2017 06:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>The Shadow Prince | Legend of Zelda | Adventure Book Theatre</title>
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<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
<itunes:episode>22</itunes:episode>
<itunes:duration>02:15:20</itunes:duration>
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<description>The club guides sassy 90s cartoon Link on a quest to protect the Triforce. Along the way, they meet a curious stranger with an even MORE CURIOUS magic necklace. Can the gang defeat this bejewelled dude? My rupees are on no!</description>
<pubDate>Wed, 1 Mar 2017 06:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<item>
<title>The Angry Birds Movie Junior Novel | Angry Birds | Medium Boy Book</title>
<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
<itunes:episode>21</itunes:episode>
<itunes:duration>00:52:08</itunes:duration>
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<description>The club graduates to a 3rd grade reading level and discusses a children's book based on a movie based on a game. We contemplate the hidden message behind the bird/pig war, and Caldwell considers getting a very bad tattoo.</description>
<pubDate>Wed, 22 Feb 2017 06:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>The Twisted Lore of Twisted Metal | Twisted Metal | Wiki Wander</title>
<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
<itunes:episode>20</itunes:episode>
<itunes:duration>01:10:57</itunes:duration>
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<description>The club, aka the Lore Lords, explore the lore of Twisted Metal by travelling down a wiki rabbit hole. Things are about to get TWISTED! And CONFUSING.</description>
<pubDate>Wed, 15 Feb 2017 06:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>The Book of Atrus (Part 2) | Myst | Big Boy Book</title>
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<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
<itunes:episode>19</itunes:episode>
<itunes:duration>00:54:59</itunes:duration>
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<description>The club revisits their favorite D'ni wunderkind, his crap dad, and his cave-dwelling grandma while trying to wrap their heads around the mind-boggling lore of the Myst world.</description>
<pubDate>Wed, 8 Feb 2017 06:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Caldwell's Lore Corner [w/ Nathan Yaffe] | Skyrim | Intermission</title>
<itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType>
<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
<itunes:episode>18</itunes:episode>
<itunes:duration>00:23:54</itunes:duration>
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<description>With Murph and Emily out of town, Nathan Yaffe joins Caldwell to tackle a book WITHIN a videogame -- "The Wraith’s Wedding Dowry" from Skyrim.</description>
<pubDate>Wed, 1 Feb 2017 06:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>The Book of Atrus (Part 1) | Myst | Big Boy Book</title>
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<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
<itunes:episode>18</itunes:episode>
<itunes:duration>00:59:05</itunes:duration>
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<description>The club discusses the literary prequel to the original Myst game, which Emily confused for a children's puzzle game called The Island of Dr. Brain. Once again, the conversation devolves into jokes about dads.</description>
<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jan 2017 06:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<item>
<title>Metal City Mayhem (Part 3) | Sonic the Hedgehog | Adventure Book Theatre</title>
<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
<itunes:episode>17</itunes:episode>
<itunes:duration>00:56:52</itunes:duration>
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<guid>https://archive.org/download/8-bit-bookclub/17%20-%20Sonic%20Adventure%20Gamebook%20%20Metal%20City%20Mayhem%20(Part%20III).mp3</guid>
<description>The club finishes their Metal City adventure in spectacular fashion. Everything turns out great and Sonic ends up totally fine!!!</description>
<pubDate>Wed, 18 Jan 2017 06:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<item>
<title>Metal City Mayhem (Part 2) | Sonic the Hedgehog | Adventure Book Theatre</title>
<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
<itunes:episode>16</itunes:episode>
<itunes:duration>02:07:56</itunes:duration>
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<guid>https://archive.org/download/8-bit-bookclub/16%20-%20Sonic%20Adventure%20Gamebook%20%20Metal%20City%20Mayhem%20(Part%20II).mp3</guid>
<description>The club revisits a Sonic choose-your-own-adventure book to right the wrongs of their previous failed play-through. Last time, Sonic was incapacitated by poison gas and dragged off by robots, so this time can only go better!</description>
<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jan 2017 06:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>The Dark History of Mishima | Tekken | Medium Boy Book</title>
<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
<itunes:episode>15</itunes:episode>
<itunes:duration>00:51:33</itunes:duration>
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<guid>https://archive.org/download/8-bit-bookclub/15%20-%20TEKKEN%20%20The%20Dark%20History%20of%20Mishima.mp3</guid>
<description>The club reads the videogamiest videogame book they've ever read, featuring cursed bloodlines, squirrel suit ninjas, and lots and lots of helicopters.</description>
<pubDate>Wed, 4 Jan 2017 06:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<item>
<title>Slash Fiction | Mortal Kombat | Fanfic</title>
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<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
<itunes:episode>14</itunes:episode>
<itunes:duration>00:56:56</itunes:duration>
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<description>The club reads about a forbidden romance between Sub-Zero and Scorpion, then (ruthlessly) bullies Murph about his Animorphs fan fiction. Featuring an original Sub-Zero song by Emily!</description>
<pubDate>Wed, 28 Dec 2016 06:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Christmas Comes to Pac-Land (1982 Special)| Pac-Man | The View Crew</title>
<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
<itunes:episode>13</itunes:episode>
<itunes:duration>00:53:07</itunes:duration>
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<description>The club watches the 1982 Pac-man Christmas special featuring Pac favorites like Officer O'Pac and Chomp Chomp the dog. The ghosts learn a valuable lesson about the Christmas spirit and Pac-man says "we have to save Christmas" no less than six times.
The club also find the hidden sexual messages of the film (of course) and discuss the new Christmas-themed family film, Milk and Goobies.</description>
<pubDate>Wed, 21 Dec 2016 06:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>I Choose You! | Pokémon | Little Boy Book</title>
<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
<itunes:episode>12</itunes:episode>
<itunes:duration>00:48:36</itunes:duration>
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<description>The club reads a novel based on the first few episodes of the Pokemon anime and engages in a heated debate about starter Pokemon. Everyone comes out dumber for it. The Club also discover that the book (and perhaps the entire Pokemon series) is an allegory for pro-choice and Roe v. Wade.</description>
<pubDate>Wed, 14 Dec 2016 06:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Leaping Lizards (Part 2) | Super Mario Bros | Adventure Book Theatre</title>
<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
<itunes:episode>11</itunes:episode>
<itunes:duration>01:38:16</itunes:duration>
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<guid>https://archive.org/download/8-bit-bookclub/11%20-%20Super%20Mario%20Adventure%20Book%20%20Leaping%20Lizards%20(Part%202).mp3</guid>
<description>After he's crushed by a giant rabbit foot, the club revives Luigi and attempts to save the Mushroom Kingdom from the Koopa Kids once more. This episode the gang (mostly Emily) gets incredibly frustrated at the book and wish for nothing else but for Luigi to die and for it to end.</description>
<pubDate>Wed, 7 Dec 2016 06:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<item>
<title>Leaping Lizards | Super Mario Bros | Adventure Book Theatre</title>
<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
<itunes:episode>10</itunes:episode>
<itunes:duration>00:39:06</itunes:duration>
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<description>The club plays through a Nintendo Adventure Book from 1991 starring Luigi. Can Murph, Emily, and Caldwell solve simple puzzles and save the Mushroom King from the Koopa Kids? My money is on "No."</description>
<pubDate>Wed, 30 Nov 2016 06:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>The Order (Part 2) | Diablo III | Big Boy Book</title>
<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
<itunes:episode>9</itunes:episode>
<itunes:duration>00:41:12</itunes:duration>
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<description>The club catches up with Deckard Cain and his rag-tag crew of Horadric rapscallions. Plus, we read some user-submitted Diablo fan fiction about Caldwell falling in love with a hell beast.</description>
<pubDate>Wed, 23 Nov 2016 06:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<item>
<title>The Order (Part 1) | Diablo III | Big Boy Book</title>
<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
<itunes:episode>8</itunes:episode>
<itunes:duration>00:59:01</itunes:duration>
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<description>The club follows the adventures of Deckard Cain as he reads books, talks about books, and looks for books! He also runs into a demon here and there.</description>
<pubDate>Wed, 16 Nov 2016 06:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Awakening | Infinity Blade | Medium Boy Book</title>
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<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
<itunes:episode>7</itunes:episode>
<itunes:duration>00:50:00</itunes:duration>
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<description>The club reads a book about an iPhone game they've never played and discusses cool rings, evil swords, and the band Korn for some reason.</description>
<pubDate>Wed, 9 Nov 2016 06:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Peoples of the Root | Skyrim | Little Boy Book</title>
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<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
<itunes:episode>6</itunes:episode>
<itunes:duration>00:43:16</itunes:duration>
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<description>The club gets tricked into reading Skyrim fan fiction and just goes with it. Join us for the story of Mani, a lizard thief who lives in the sewer, as he embarks on a quest to join the Thieves Guild and lockpicks his way into all our hearts.</description>
<pubDate>Wed, 2 Nov 2016 06:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<item>
<title>Metal City Mayhem | Sonic the Hedgehog | Adventure Book Theatre</title>
<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
<itunes:episode>5</itunes:episode>
<itunes:duration>01:08:32</itunes:duration>
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<description>The club plays through a Sonic the Hedgehog RPG book with stats like Cool Looks, Quick Wits, and Coolness. Will they defeat Robotnik and save Green Hill Zone? The twist ending WILL SHOCK YOU.</description>
<pubDate>Wed, 26 Oct 2016 06:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Rapture | Bioshock | Big Boy Book</title>
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<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
<itunes:episode>4</itunes:episode>
<itunes:duration>00:53:58</itunes:duration>
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<description>The club visits the under sea world of Rapture to do bad Andrew Ryan impressions and say the word "bathosphere."</description>
<pubDate>Wed, 19 Oct 2016 06:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Arthas: Rise of the Lich King (Part 2) | World of Warcraft | Big Boy Book</title>
<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
<itunes:episode>3</itunes:episode>
<itunes:duration>00:43:56</itunes:duration>
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<guid>https://archive.org/download/8-bit-bookclub/03%20-%20World%20of%20Warcraft%20%20Arthas%20%20Rise%20of%20the%20Lich%20King%20(Part%202).mp3</guid>
<description>The club finishes the epic tale of Prince Arthas and his big dumb blue sword. Do peaceful times await the people of Lordaeron? ...No. No, they don't.</description>
<pubDate>Wed, 12 Oct 2016 06:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Arthas: Rise of the Lich King (Part 1) | World of Warcraft | Big Boy Book</title>
<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
<itunes:episode>2</itunes:episode>
<itunes:duration>00:34:55</itunes:duration>
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<description>The club visits the world of Azeroth and attempts to recount its very rich, very confusing, history. Caldwell ponders being peer pressured into slaughtering a village, Murph gets pissed that the others won't pronounce "Jaina" correctly, and Emily gets really into cloaks.</description>
<pubDate>Wed, 5 Oct 2016 06:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Zero Hour | Resident Evil | Big Boy Book</title>
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<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
<itunes:episode>1</itunes:episode>
<itunes:duration>00:33:24</itunes:duration>
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<description>The club discusses zombie trains, leech father-queens, and why our heroes should bone.</description>
<pubDate>Wed, 28 Sep 2016 06:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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