reddit.js

const express = require('express')
const cool = require('cool-ascii-faces')
const app = express()
const port = 3000

const redditAnswerHTML = 
`<div style="height:100%;width:100%;display:flex;justify-content:space-around;align-content:center">
  <div style="height:100%;display:flex;justify-content:space-around;align-content:center;margin-top:32px;font-size:32px;font-weight:400;color:gray">${cool()}</div>
<div style="width:50%;margin-top:32px;font-size:32px;font-weight:400;font-family:Arial">
Because unless you're not hitting thousands+ of requests per second, but even then scaling is pretty trivial, writing backend in node is fast, easy cheap and accessible.
</div>
  <div style="height:100%;display:flex;justify-content:space-around;align-content:centermargin-top:32px;font-size:32px;font-weight:400;color:gray">${cool()}</div>
</div>
`

app.get('/', (req, res) => res.send(redditAnswerHTML))

app.listen(port, () => console.log(`Example app listening on port ${port}!`))