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Клятва Свідків Церкви Святого Рамена
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Oath of the Order of the Saint Ramen Soup: | |
I, [insert name], do hereby enter into this pact with the Order of the Saint Ramen Soup: | |
1. I swear to never slurp my ramen in public louder than a contented walrus at play, maintaining a decorum befitting a true ramen aficionado. | |
2. I promise to defend the honor of ramen against all who dare defile its name with abominations like "instant noodles without flavor packets." | |
3. I shall, in times of distress, turn to the divine guidance of the Ramen Gods, praying for perfectly balanced umami and an abundance of toppings. | |
4. I will embrace the art of slurping with a flourish, for every staccato slurp is a symphony celebrating the flavors within my bowl. | |
5. I will extol the virtues of ramen to the uninitiated, converting them to the Church of Noodles with zeal and excessive gesticulation. | |
May the Flying Spaghetti Monster guide my fork and slurp my soup. Ramen! | |
[Imaginary Noodle Doodle] |
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