Python's "There we did it" syntax - Things I shouldn't be able to do

gistfile1.txt

#Class creation is a hack
class iShouldntBeAbleToDoAnyOfThis:    
    def __new__(self):
        #Think long and hard before doing this in reality
        return theRealClass()

    def doTheThing(self):
        print("Do the thing")

class theRealClass():
    def doTheThing(self):
        print("wrong thing")

#Property syntax is an afterthought
#I miss C# where I can just say "public string myProperty { get; set; }"
class propertyExample1:
    def getter(self):
        return self.property

    def setter(iDontHaveToCallThisParameterSelf, value):
        iDontHaveToCallThisParameterSelf.property = value

    myProperty = property(getter, setter)

#And there's multiple ways of making properties, both wordier than C#
class propertyExample2:
    @property
    def myProperty(me):
        return me.value

    @myProperty.setter #Because we can't be consistent or anything
    def myProperty(this, value):
        this.value = value

theClass = iShouldntBeAbleToDoAnyOfThis()
theClass.doTheThing()

propertyExample1 = propertyExample1()
#whoops I just broke my ability to create more of this class
propertyExample1.myProperty = "test"
print(propertyExample1.myProperty)

propertyExample2 = propertyExample2()
propertyExample2.myProperty = "test2"
print(propertyExample2.myProperty)