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08:48 < ewx> wow, 11 curl advisories
09:07 < rejs> ewx: is that part of the 12 infosec days of christmas?
09:12 < ewx> that needs to exist.
09:14 < rejs> five zero-days!
09:19 < ewx> that occurred to me too.
@danielsilverstone-ct
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On the first day of christmas, infosec gave to me...
...a root exploit in apache.

@danielsilverstone-ct
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On the second day of christmas, infosec gave to me...
...two libc holes...
...and a root exploit in apache.

@crazyscot
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On the twelfth day of Christmas, infosec gave to me...

  • twelve WordPress trojans
  • eleven unpatched Heartbleeds
  • ten drive-by downloads
  • nine Kevin Mitnicks
  • eight phishing emails
  • seven cross-site script bugs
  • six CryptoLockers
  • five zero-days
  • four DirtyCOWs
  • three fake sites
  • two libc holes
  • and a root exploit in apache.

@fleetfootmike
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Or you could replace 'five zero-days' with just

P H P

:D

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ewxrjk commented Nov 3, 2016

https://twitter.com/michael_macnair/status/793782314073481216 suggests:

@kwaktrap 12 fuzzers fuzzing; 11 hackers hacking; 10 backdoors lurking; 9 bounties paying (?); ... 4 over-flows; 3 cipher-suites; 2 RCEs; ...

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