Debian is such a joke

debian.txt

$ apt-get install openjdk-7-jdk
Reading package lists... Done
Building dependency tree       
Reading state information... Done
The following extra packages will be installed:
  consolekit dbus-x11 dconf-gsettings-backend dconf-service dosfstools eject fuse gconf-service gconf2 gconf2-common gnome-mime-data gvfs gvfs-common gvfs-daemons gvfs-libs hdparm hicolor-icon-theme
  libaacs0 libasound2 libasyncns0 libatasmart4 libatk-wrapper-java libatk-wrapper-java-jni libatk1.0-0 libatk1.0-data libavahi-glib1 libbluray1 libbonobo2-0 libbonobo2-common libcanberra0 libck-connector0
  libdbus-glib-1-2 libdconf0 libdrm-intel1 libdrm-nouveau1a libdrm-radeon1 libdrm2 libfam0 libflac8 libfontenc1 libfuse2 libgconf-2-4 libgconf2-4 libgdk-pixbuf2.0-0 libgdk-pixbuf2.0-common libgdu0 libgif4
  libgl1-mesa-dri libgl1-mesa-glx libglapi-mesa libgnome-keyring-common libgnome-keyring0 libgnome2-0 libgnome2-common libgnomevfs2-0 libgnomevfs2-common libgnomevfs2-extra libgtk-3-0 libgtk-3-bin
  libgtk-3-common libgtk2.0-0 libgtk2.0-bin libgtk2.0-common libgudev-1.0-0 libidl0 libjasper1 libjson0 libltdl7 liblvm2app2.2 libogg0 liborbit2 libpam-ck-connector libparted0debian1 libpciaccess0
  libpolkit-agent-1-0 libpolkit-backend-1-0 libpolkit-gobject-1-0 libpulse0 libsgutils2-2 libsmbclient libsndfile1 libtalloc2 libtdb1 libtiff4 libvorbis0a libvorbisenc2 libvorbisfile3 libwbclient0
  libx11-xcb1 libxaw7 libxcb-shape0 libxcomposite1 libxcursor1 libxdamage1 libxext6 libxfixes3 libxi6 libxinerama1 libxmu6 libxmuu1 libxpm4 libxrandr2 libxt-dev libxt6 libxtst6 libxv1 libxxf86dga1
  libxxf86vm1 mtools ntfs-3g ntfsprogs openjdk-7-jre policykit-1 policykit-1-gnome udisks x11-utils
Suggested packages:
  cdtool setcd gconf-defaults-service gvfs-backends apmd libasound2-plugins libbluray-bdj libbonobo2-bin libcanberra-gtk0 libcanberra-pulse fam libglide3 gnome-keyring desktop-base libgnomevfs2-bin
  librsvg2-common libjasper-runtime parted nparted libparted0-dev libparted0-i18n pulseaudio sg3-utils floppyd openjdk-7-demo openjdk-7-source visualvm icedtea6-plugin xfsprogs reiserfsprogs cryptsetup
  mesa-utils
The following NEW packages will be installed:
  consolekit dbus-x11 dconf-gsettings-backend dconf-service dosfstools eject fuse gconf-service gconf2 gconf2-common gnome-mime-data gvfs gvfs-common gvfs-daemons gvfs-libs hdparm hicolor-icon-theme
  libaacs0 libasound2 libasyncns0 libatasmart4 libatk-wrapper-java libatk-wrapper-java-jni libatk1.0-0 libatk1.0-data libavahi-glib1 libbluray1 libbonobo2-0 libbonobo2-common libcanberra0 libck-connector0
  libdbus-glib-1-2 libdconf0 libdrm-intel1 libdrm-nouveau1a libdrm-radeon1 libdrm2 libfam0 libflac8 libfontenc1 libfuse2 libgconf-2-4 libgconf2-4 libgdk-pixbuf2.0-0 libgdk-pixbuf2.0-common libgdu0 libgif4
  libgl1-mesa-dri libgl1-mesa-glx libglapi-mesa libgnome-keyring-common libgnome-keyring0 libgnome2-0 libgnome2-common libgnomevfs2-0 libgnomevfs2-common libgnomevfs2-extra libgtk-3-0 libgtk-3-bin
  libgtk-3-common libgtk2.0-0 libgtk2.0-bin libgtk2.0-common libgudev-1.0-0 libidl0 libjasper1 libjson0 libltdl7 liblvm2app2.2 libogg0 liborbit2 libpam-ck-connector libparted0debian1 libpciaccess0
  libpolkit-agent-1-0 libpolkit-backend-1-0 libpolkit-gobject-1-0 libpulse0 libsgutils2-2 libsmbclient libsndfile1 libtalloc2 libtdb1 libtiff4 libvorbis0a libvorbisenc2 libvorbisfile3 libwbclient0
  libx11-xcb1 libxaw7 libxcb-shape0 libxcomposite1 libxcursor1 libxdamage1 libxext6 libxfixes3 libxi6 libxinerama1 libxmu6 libxmuu1 libxpm4 libxrandr2 libxt-dev libxt6 libxtst6 libxv1 libxxf86dga1
  libxxf86vm1 mtools ntfs-3g ntfsprogs openjdk-7-jdk openjdk-7-jre policykit-1 policykit-1-gnome udisks x11-utils
0 upgraded, 117 newly installed, 0 to remove and 0 not upgraded.