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$ apt-get install openjdk-7-jdk
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The following extra packages will be installed:
  consolekit dbus-x11 dconf-gsettings-backend dconf-service dosfstools eject fuse gconf-service gconf2 gconf2-common gnome-mime-data gvfs gvfs-common
  gvfs-daemons gvfs-libs hdparm hicolor-icon-theme libaacs0 libasound2 libasyncns0 libatasmart4 libatk-wrapper-java libatk-wrapper-java-jni libatk1.0-0
  libatk1.0-data libavahi-glib1 libbluray1 libbonobo2-0 libbonobo2-common libcairo-gobject2 libcanberra0 libck-connector0 libdbus-glib-1-2 libdconf0
  libdrm-intel1 libdrm-nouveau1a libdrm-radeon1 libdrm2 libfam0 libflac8 libfontenc1 libfuse2 libgconf-2-4 libgconf2-4 libgdk-pixbuf2.0-0
  libgdk-pixbuf2.0-common libgdu0 libgif4 libgl1-mesa-dri libgl1-mesa-glx libglapi-mesa libgnome-keyring-common libgnome-keyring0 libgnome2-0
  libgnome2-common libgnomevfs2-0 libgnomevfs2-common libgnomevfs2-extra libgtk-3-0 libgtk-3-bin libgtk-3-common libgtk2.0-0 libgtk2.0-bin
  libgtk2.0-common libgudev-1.0-0 libice-dev libice6 libidl0 libjasper1 libjson0 libltdl7 liblvm2app2.2 libogg0 liborbit2 libpam-ck-connector
  libparted0debian1 libpciaccess0 libpolkit-agent-1-0 libpolkit-backend-1-0 libpolkit-gobject-1-0 libpthread-stubs0 libpthread-stubs0-dev libpulse0
  libsgutils2-2 libsm-dev libsm6 libsmbclient libsndfile1 libtalloc2 libtdb1 libtiff4 libvorbis0a libvorbisenc2 libvorbisfile3 libwbclient0 libx11-dev
  libx11-doc libx11-xcb1 libxau-dev libxaw7 libxcb-shape0 libxcb1-dev libxcomposite1 libxcursor1 libxdamage1 libxdmcp-dev libxext6 libxfixes3 libxi6
  libxinerama1 libxmu6 libxmuu1 libxpm4 libxrandr2 libxt-dev libxt6 libxtst6 libxv1 libxxf86dga1 libxxf86vm1 mtools ntfs-3g ntfsprogs openjdk-7-jre
  policykit-1 policykit-1-gnome powermgmt-base udisks x11-common x11-utils x11proto-core-dev x11proto-input-dev x11proto-kb-dev xorg-sgml-doctools
  xtrans-dev
Suggested packages:
  cdtool setcd gconf-defaults-service gvfs-backends apmd libasound2-plugins libbluray-bdj libbonobo2-bin libcanberra-gtk0 libcanberra-pulse fam libglide3
  gnome-keyring desktop-base libgnomevfs2-bin librsvg2-common libjasper-runtime parted nparted libparted0-dev libparted0-i18n pulseaudio sg3-utils
  libxcb-doc floppyd openjdk-7-demo openjdk-7-source visualvm icedtea6-plugin xfsprogs reiserfsprogs cryptsetup mesa-utils
The following NEW packages will be installed:
  consolekit dbus-x11 dconf-gsettings-backend dconf-service dosfstools eject fuse gconf-service gconf2 gconf2-common gnome-mime-data gvfs gvfs-common
  gvfs-daemons gvfs-libs hdparm hicolor-icon-theme libaacs0 libasound2 libasyncns0 libatasmart4 libatk-wrapper-java libatk-wrapper-java-jni libatk1.0-0
  libatk1.0-data libavahi-glib1 libbluray1 libbonobo2-0 libbonobo2-common libcairo-gobject2 libcanberra0 libck-connector0 libdbus-glib-1-2 libdconf0
  libdrm-intel1 libdrm-nouveau1a libdrm-radeon1 libdrm2 libfam0 libflac8 libfontenc1 libfuse2 libgconf-2-4 libgconf2-4 libgdk-pixbuf2.0-0
  libgdk-pixbuf2.0-common libgdu0 libgif4 libgl1-mesa-dri libgl1-mesa-glx libglapi-mesa libgnome-keyring-common libgnome-keyring0 libgnome2-0
  libgnome2-common libgnomevfs2-0 libgnomevfs2-common libgnomevfs2-extra libgtk-3-0 libgtk-3-bin libgtk-3-common libgtk2.0-0 libgtk2.0-bin
  libgtk2.0-common libgudev-1.0-0 libice-dev libice6 libidl0 libjasper1 libjson0 libltdl7 liblvm2app2.2 libogg0 liborbit2 libpam-ck-connector
  libparted0debian1 libpciaccess0 libpolkit-agent-1-0 libpolkit-backend-1-0 libpolkit-gobject-1-0 libpthread-stubs0 libpthread-stubs0-dev libpulse0
  libsgutils2-2 libsm-dev libsm6 libsmbclient libsndfile1 libtalloc2 libtdb1 libtiff4 libvorbis0a libvorbisenc2 libvorbisfile3 libwbclient0 libx11-dev
  libx11-doc libx11-xcb1 libxau-dev libxaw7 libxcb-shape0 libxcb1-dev libxcomposite1 libxcursor1 libxdamage1 libxdmcp-dev libxext6 libxfixes3 libxi6
  libxinerama1 libxmu6 libxmuu1 libxpm4 libxrandr2 libxt-dev libxt6 libxtst6 libxv1 libxxf86dga1 libxxf86vm1 mtools ntfs-3g ntfsprogs openjdk-7-jdk
  openjdk-7-jre policykit-1 policykit-1-gnome powermgmt-base udisks x11-common x11-utils x11proto-core-dev x11proto-input-dev x11proto-kb-dev
  xorg-sgml-doctools xtrans-dev
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