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/ Ever since I was a young boy, I've      \
| hacked the ARPA net, From Berkeley down |
| to Rutgers, He's on my favorite         |
| terminal, Any access I could get, He    |
| cats C right into foo, But ain't seen   |
| nothing like him, His disciples lead    |
| him in, On any campus yet, And he just  |
| breaks the root, That deaf, dumb, and   |
| blind kid, Always has full SYS-PRIV's,  |
| Sure sends a mean packet. Never uses    |
| lint,                                   |
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| That deaf, dumb, and blind kid,         |
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| Sure sends a mean packet. He's a UNIX   |
| wizard, There has to be a twist. The    |
| UNIX wizard's got Ain't got no          |
| distractions, Unlimited space on disk.  |
| Can't hear no whistles or bells, How do |
| you think he does it? Can't see no      |
| message flashing, I don't know. Types   |
| by sense of smell, What makes him so    |
| good? Those crazy little programs,      |
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| The proper bit flags set,               |
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| That deaf, dumb, and blind kid,         |
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| Sure sends a mean packet.               |
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