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/ I've built a better model than the one  \
| at Data General For data bases          |
| vegetable, animal, and mineral My OS    |
| handles CPUs with multiplexed duality;  |
| My PL/1 compiler shows impressive       |
| functionality. My storage system's      |
| better than magnetic core polarity, You |
| never have to bother checking out a bit |
| for parity; There isn't any reason to   |
| install non-static floor matting; My    |
| disk drive has capacity for variable    |
| formatting.                             |
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| I feel compelled to mention what I know |
| to be a gloating point: There's lots of |
| room in memory for variables            |
| floating-point, Which shows for input   |
| vegetable, animal, and mineral I've     |
| built a better model than the one at    |
| Data General.                           |
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| -- Steve Levine, "A Computer Song" (To  |
| the tune of                             |
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| "Modern Major General", from "Pirates   |
| of Penzance",                           |
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\ by Gilbert & Sullivan)                  /
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