rootcause.dumbaas.com

gistfile1.txt

var express = require('express');
var app = express();

app.get('/', function(req, res){
  var rootcause = [
  "dns servers",
	"ops team",
	"developers",
	"quality assurance team",
	"noc",
	"network",
	"Carlo",
	"computer machines",
	"monitoring",
	"whiskey supply",
	"BGP announcements",
	"backend services",
	"humans",
	"availability zone",
	"cloud",
	"software",
	"power systems"
  ];
  res.send('Hello!  Yesterday we experienced an issue with our ' + rootcause[Math.floor(Math.random()*rootcause.length)] + ' which led to a problem with dumbaas.com  Of course, our monitoring systems noticed it immediately and our crack team restored services as quickly as possible.  We are sorry for the inconvenience.');
});

console.log("let's go!");
app.listen(5050);