bitchbot.dumbaas.com

bitchbot.dumbaas.com.js

#!/usr/bin/node

var express = require('express');
var app = express();

app.get('/', function(req, res){
  var optimization = [
    "git",
    "devops",
    "agile",
    "waterfall",
    "a new ticketing system",
    "tdd",
    "pair programming",
    "personal accountability",
    "this shit I read"
  ];
  res.send('The current process sucks and is holding us back!  If we would just accept my recommendation of using ' + optimization[Math.floor(Math.random()*optimization.length)] + ' we would save hours of currently wasted resources and pain for our teams.  Y U NO LISTEN TO ME?');
});
 
console.log("let's go!");
app.listen(5051);