Fuck Conda (a.k.a. how to use conda normally without slowing down everyday use of the shell)

fuck-conda-soft.sh

#!/bin/sh

# less aggressive version, but lil bit slower
conda config --set auto_activate_base false

fuck-conda.sh

# Init only the first time you run `conda` command
conda() {
    unset -f conda
    conda_init
    conda "$@"
}

conda_init() {
# >>> conda initialize >>>
# !! Contents within this block are managed by 'conda init' !!

# Here goes the slowest commands in the world generated by conda

# <<< conda initialize <<<
}