CantFitInVenmo.txt

They 👉🏼👉🏼say 🗣Flat 🕳Earth🌎 is dumb🤔.. ok, But let’s actually 💯take a look 🔎at what you👈🏼 call 📞smart🧠 ok?🤔🤔
You 👈🏼believe the earth🌎 is going⚡️ 66,600 ☄️miles per hour 🚨which is 39 times ✖️FASTER 🏃🏻‍♀️than the speed of a 🔫bullet 🤷🏽‍♀️
You 👈🏼believe the earth 🌎core 🌎is hotter🔥🔥 than the surface 🔝of the sun ☀️with an infinite ♾burn🔥, all while being 🙅🏻‍♀️sealed 🙅🏻‍♀️off from fuel🚀 or air💨 🤷🏽‍♀️
You 👈🏼believe there is a 🚧wall of fire🔥 atmosphere 🌫🌫up 🔝there but yet🤷🏻‍♀️ the higher ⬆️⬆️you go, the colder 🥶it gets. Once you👈🏼 get to airplane ✈️height✈️, it’s literally -4️⃣0️⃣ below zero 🤷🏽‍♀️
You 👈🏼believe a teaspoon🥄🥄 of a neutron💫 star ⭐️weights ⚖️40 billion🚫 pounds. 👆🏻One 👆🏻TEASPOON 🥄🥄🥄of a neutron 💫star ⭐️weighs 20 2️⃣0️⃣ billion pounds! ⚖️🤷🏽‍♀️
You 👈🏼believe 🌎NASA 🚀🛰went👉🏼 to the moon 🌝but lost 🤷🏻‍♀️ALL THE TELEMETY📞 DATA📈, ALL THE 📉BLUEPRINTS FOR THE SATURN 💥ROCKET🚀, as well as ALL THE 📉BLUEPRINTS FOR THE 🌝LUNAR MODULE 🌝and all the 📉blueprints for that😥 dumb 🚐DUNE BUGGY🚐... all of it got lost 🤷🏽‍♀️
You 👈🏼believe that the 1️⃣9️⃣6️⃣9️⃣ fake 🌝 landing 🛬just 💫miraculously💫 happen to take place after the ❗️number 1 ❗️world 🌎wide Blockbuster📽 film🎥 about “outer space” ✨🌑was released in ➡️1968⬅️ That movie 🎥 was “2001 a space 🚀🛸Odyssey” and you 👈🏼believe that wasn’t 🙅🏻‍♀️the perfect 🙇🏻‍♀️marketing 📰tool 🔨to cement🕳 “space” 🌍in the minds 🙇🏻‍♀️of the people 👨‍👨‍👧‍👧exactly 1️⃣year before the ‼️fake‼️ Apollo missions 🤷🏽‍♀️
You 👈🏼believe the 💯entire solor❓ system☄️ is going ⚡️1 million ⚡️miles per🛰🏎 hour 🤷🏽‍♀️
You 👈🏼believe there are 👨🏻‍🚀👨🏻‍🚀astronauts going 17,500 🚷mile per hour 🏁right now as speak🗣. You 👈🏼literally👇🏼 believe there are 👨‍👨‍👦‍👦humans right now⤵️ going that fast ⏭which is 10 times🙅🏻‍♀️🙅🏻‍♀️ the speed of a 🔫bullet! 🤷🏽‍♀️
You 👈🏼believe that huge🙌🏼 oceans🌊 bend🔃 around a ball🏀 and don’t❌ flow🌊 towards 🔜the bend 🤷🏽‍♀️
You 👈🏼believe there are 🐘🐘elephants walking sideways⚰️ in Africa 🌍at or near the equator〰️ on a big globular⚫️ ball 🏀planet 🌍right now🆗 as we speak 🗣🤷🏽‍♀️
You 👈🏼believe the Nile river💦 flows uphill🆙🆙🆙 🤷🏽‍♀️
You 👈🏼believe Copernicus 🎅🏼when he got up 🆙and said the stars 🌟🌟are millions ⚡️of miles🛣 away ✖️in the year ❗️1560 ❗️withouta SINGLE 1️⃣shred 🚯of evidence📑. And today📅 we KNOW 🤯the stars 🌟disappear🕳 when you go 20 🔭miles up 🆙with as shown by ALL💯 high altitude 🚁helium 🎈balloons 🤷🏽‍♀️
You 👈🏼believe the earth 🌍tilt↗️ at 66.6👹 degrees 🌡and the velocity🧭 of 66,600 👹miles per hour 🛫and the curve ⤵️rate in 1 mile being 6.66 👹ft is all a coincidence 🤷🏻‍♀️huh 🤷🏽‍♀️
You 👈🏼believe the vacuum 🕳of space📡🔭🚀 differential doesn’t 🚯rip the air 💨off the earth🌏...but YOU👈🏼 can suck air 💨thru a straw🚬 with the vacuum 🚽differential 🧲pressure😥 of you own lungs🤭, but the vacuum of space☄️ differential doesn’t 🔪violently rip 🚯the air💨 away 🔚from the earth 🌏🤷🏽‍♀️
You 👈🏼believe the moon🌙 causes tides🌊 that move ➡️huge oceans💦💦 many feet🦶🏼, but yet🤷🏻‍♀️ it doesn’t move➡️ the tiny 👌🏼puddle of water 💧in your driveway🛣 not even one quarter 📏of an inch 🤷🏽‍♀️
You 👈🏼believe there are huge 👐🏼cargo🚢 ships ⛴weighing 🛳millions🚢 of pounds⛴ floating🛳 upsides ⛴down 🚢right 🛳now 🤷🏽‍♀️
You 👈🏼believe that after almost 3️⃣ decades🗓 of exploring 🚁🛩Antarctica🗺❄️, on his last 🚫mission🕵🏻‍♂️ which ended 🔚in 1956, you think🧠 it’s a coincidence🤯 that NASA🚀 was formed➡️⬅️ almost immediately🧾 after the Antarctica❄️ (edge of earth🕳) expeditions 🤷🏽‍♀️
You 👈🏼believe all this on FACE👁👄👁 VALUE.... And you call☎️ Flat⛔️ earth 🌎science🔬 fiction📖 🤷🏽‍♀️...
I could go 🏃🏻‍♂️🏃🏻‍♂️but I literally 🤦🏻‍♀️just got 😪to darn tired...😴😴😴