*scratch*.js

// HRT 
function getTextNumber (n) {
  var textuals = [ "a", "two", "three", "four", "five", "six", "seven", "eight", "nine", "ten", "eleven" ];
  if (n < 12 && n > 0) {
    return textuals[n-1];
  } else {
    return n;
  }
}
document.getElementById('hrt').innerHTML =
  "I've been on HRT for " +
  (function(){
    current = new Date();
    start = new Date(2014,10,10,00,20,00,00);
    months = (current.getMonth() - start.getMonth() + (12* (current.getFullYear() - start.getFullYear())));
    years = Math.floor(months / 12);
   
    return (years > 0 ?
            (getTextNumber(years) + " year" + (years > 1 ? "s" : "") +
             ((months-(years*12)) > 0 ?
              ' and ' + getTextNumber(months-(years*12)) + ' month' + ((months-(years*12) ? "s" : "")) : "")) :
            getTextNumber(months) + ' month' + ((months>1) ? "s" : ""))})() + ' now.'