I don't think I've ever stayed at a hotel that has so fundamentally failed at the basic competence of being a hotel.
We arrived at midday, expecting a 3PM checkin. We didn't get into our room until 5PM. Some of our travelling companions didn't get into their room until 10:30PM.
When we did get to our room (a double), the room itself was barely large enough to stand in. There were two beds... but space for bags, etc was extremely limited.
The bathroom was even worse. You couldn't use the facilities without fully closing the door behind you. The room was provided with 1 full size bath towel, and 2 smaller towels. We rang reception for more towels and were delivered... 2 more hand towels.
The coffee facilities (again, for 2 people) consisted of a single coffee pod.