A Magic 8-Ball Jabber Bot

Magic 8-ball

# Magic 8-ball Jabber bot
# Stupid pet tricks for your computer
# @author Erik Hollembeak

# Put in the same directory as the script a file called
# credentials.yaml with the credentials for the Jabber account
# you'd like the bot to use with the following syntax:
#
# username: [email protected]
# password: yourpassword


require 'rubygems'
require 'xmpp4r-simple'
require 'yaml'

messages = ["As I see it, yes",
            "Ask again later",
            "Better not tell you now",
            "Cannot predict now",
            "Concentrate and ask again",
            "Don't count on it",
            "It is certain",
            "It is decidedly so",
            "Most likely",
            "My reply is no",
            "My sources say no",
            "Outlook good",
            "Outlook not so good",
            "Reply hazy, try again",
            "Signs point to yes",
            "Very doubtful",
            "Without a doubt",
            "Yes",
            "Yes - definitely",
            "You may rely on it"]

data = YAML::load(File.open('credentials.yaml'))

username = data['username']
password = data['password']

im = Jabber::Simple.new(username, password)

puts "Launching the Magic 8-ball"

while true
    im.received_messages { |msg|
        #process messages, reply to them, and print out the conversation
        puts msg.from.node + ": " + msg.body if msg.type == :chat
        reply = messages[rand(messages.length)]
        puts "8-ball: " + reply
        sleep(rand(5) + 3)
        im.deliver(msg.from.to_s, reply)
    }
end