secrits.js

var secret = {};

function secret_create(name, phrase, task) {
    secret[name] = {
        'phrase' : phrase,
        'len'    : phrase.length,
        'array'  : new Array(phrase.length),
        'active' : false,
        'task'   : task};
}

function handle_global_keyup(event) {

    function secret_shift(name, char) {
        var len = secret[name].len;
        for(var i = 1; i < len; i++) {
            if(secret[name].array[i] == undefined)
                secret[name].array[i] = '';
            secret[name].array[i - 1] = secret[name].array[i];
        }
        secret[name].array[len - 1] = char;
    }

    var code = event.keyCode;
    if(code < 65 || code > 90) { // A-Z; .keyCode only reports UPPER CASE ASCII codes
        return;
    }
    var char = String.fromCharCode(code).toLowerCase();
    $j.each(secret, function(name, hash) {
        secret_shift(name, char);
        if(hash.array.join('') == hash.phrase) {
            hash.active = ! hash.active;
            hash.task();
        }
    });
}

secret_create('cache_reset', 'reset', function() {
    console.info("Issuing reset");
    delete(session_cache);
    var request = {
        url: 'cache/reset',
        complete: function (xml, status, err) {
            location.reload(true);
        }
    };
    $j.ajax(request);
});

secret_create('logging', 'logger', function() {
    show_console_log = ! show_console_log;
    console.info("show_console_log: " + show_console_log);
});

secret_create('scan', 'yolo', function() {
    alert("Holy frapballs batman! You have scanning superpowers!");
    $j('.move').removeClass('hidden');
});

$j('body').keyup(handle_global_keyup);