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brolog.js

// party til you puke, dawg.
console.brolog = function(bromessage) {
	awesomeizers = ['bro', 'dawg', 'my man'];
	brogreeting = awesomeizers[ Math.floor(Math.random() * awesomeizers.length) ];
	console.log(bromessage + ', ' + brogreeting + '.');
}

console.brolog('application complete');