AXE brogramming

gistfile1.rb

class Brogrammer
  def ponder_life
    self.if(you == understand.this) {
      get.a.girlfriend;
    }
  end

  def if(predicate)
    yield if predicate
  end

  private
  def you
    :you
  end
  def understand
    Object.new.tap { |obj| def obj.this; :you; end }
  end
  def get
    Object.new.tap { |obj| def obj.method_missing(*); self; end }
  end
end

dhh = Brogrammer.new
p dhh.ponder_life