A Python script to determine an arbitrary date to name as the birthday of our adopted stray cat, n00blet.

n00b.py

#!/usr/bin/python
name = 'n00blet'

# adopted: march 11, 2011 (the 3rd month of the year)
# born: ~june 2010? (Was approximately 9 months old at time of adoption.)

def strToInt(string):
	total = 0
	for letter in string:
		total += ord(letter)
	return total

print name + "'s birthday is June " + str(strToInt(name) / 9 / 3) + ", 2010!"