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The shutdown messages on the Mac/Linux command line are baked into the /sbin/shutdown executable.

This replaces the messages with suitable Mad Max: Fury Road quotes. You can make your own, but since you're patching a binary file the replacements MUST, I repeat MUST be exactly the same number of characters as the original, or your computer will not ride eternal, shiny and chrome.

The two versions below are for a Ubuntu Linux variant, and Mac OS X Yosemite (both versions Work For Me on at least one machine).

Asynchronous Module Definitions, in 550 bytes

This provides implementations of Asynchronous Module Definition's define() and require() functions. The minified code comes out around 550 bytes.

This enables module definitions, but it doesn't actually fetch any modules that are missing. If you want to automatically fetch modules, see "Extending" below.

The "CommonJS"-style hacks are not supported (e.g. special behaviour for dependencies "module", "require" or "exports").

	JSON.simplified = v => {
	return JSON.stringify(v, null, '\t')
	.replace(/(\n\t)"([a-z][a-z0-9_])"/ig, '$1$2')
	.replace(/(\n[\sa-z0-9_:]+)\{\n\t(.)\n\t+\}/ig, '$1{$2}')
	.replace(/(\n[\sa-z0-9_:]+)\[\n\t(.)\n\t+\]/ig, '$1[$2]');
	};
	JSON.parseSimplified = t => {
	return JSON.parse(t
	.replace(/(\n[\sa-z0-9_:]+)([\[\{])([^\n])/ig, '$1$2\n$3')
	.replace(/(\n\t)([a-z][a-z0-9_]):/ig, '$1"$2":')

	#ifndef UTIL_CSV_WRITER
	#define UTIL_CSV_WRITER

	/* Optional helper class for outputting CSV data. Use like:

	CsvWriter csv("out"); // no .csv suffix

	// write individual values
	csv.write("foo", "bar");
	csv.line();

	class UnitRangeMapReciprocal {
	double vMin, vTopFactor, vBottomFactor;
	public:
	UnitRangeMapReciprocal() : UnitRangeMapReciprocal(0, 0.5, 1) {}
	UnitRangeMapReciprocal(double min, double mid, double max) {
	vMin = min;
	double k = (mid - min)/(max - mid);
	vTopFactor = max*k - min;
	vBottomFactor = k - 1;
	}

	{
	"https://twitter.com/every_peano/status/590740112625008641": {
	"exact": 0
	},
	"https://twitter.com/every_peano/status/1058469466714132480": {
	"relative": "https://twitter.com/every_peano/status/592203098388566016",
	"N": 30900
	},
	"https://twitter.com/every_peano/status/1057001290117595139": {
	"relative": "https://twitter.com/every_peano/status/1058469466714132480",

	# Installation
	brew install ffmpeg --with-vpx --with-vorbis --with-libvorbis --with-vpx --with-vorbis --with-theora --with-libogg --with-libvorbis --with-gpl --with-version3 --with-nonfree --with-postproc --with-libaacplus --with-libass --with-libcelt --with-libfaac --with-libfdk-aac --with-libfreetype --with-libmp3lame --with-libopencore-amrnb --with-libopencore-amrwb --with-libopenjpeg --with-openssl --with-libopus --with-libschroedinger --with-libspeex --with-libtheora --with-libvo-aacenc --with-libvorbis --with-libvpx --with-libx264 --with-libxvid

	# Easy Peasy
	ffmpeg -i video.mp4 video.webm

	// Convert from normal to web-safe, strip trailing "="s
	function webSafe64(base64) {
	return base64.replace(/\+/g, '-').replace(/\//g, '_').replace(/=+$/, '');
	}

	// Convert from web-safe to normal, add trailing "="s
	function normal64(base64) {
	return base64.replace(/\-/g, '+').replace(/_/g, '/') + '=='.substring(0, (3*base64.length)%4);
	}

	<style>
	body {
	margin: 0;
	padding: 0;
	}
	a {
	display: block;
	}
	</style>
	<div id="drop" style="width: 100%; height: 69%; margin: 0; padding-top: 30%; text-align: center; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif;">

Geraint geraintluff

Asynchronous Module Definitions, in 550 bytes

Usage