Make your dashboard your secret place.

secretplace.php

<?php
/*
Plugin Name: Secret Place
Plugin URI: http://github.com/getsource
Description: Make your dashboard your secret place.
Author: Mike Schroder and Jason Cosper
Version: 0.1
Author URI: http://www.getsource.net/
*/

add_filter( 'privacy_on_link_text',
		create_function( '', "return 'This is a secret, special place. Only you and I know about it. Yay!';" ) );