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Trump poetry. Taken verbatim from a transcript of the first presidential debate. Only newlines have been inserted. For the most up-to-date version, see http://geoff.greer.fm/trump_poetry/
I then spoke to Sean Hannity
which everyone refuses to call Sean Hannity.
I had numerous conversations with Sean Hannity
at Fox.
And Sean Hannity said,
and he called me the other day.
And I spoke to him about it.
So we had to get very very tough
on cyber
and cyber warfare.
It is a huge problem.
I have a son --
he’s ten years old.
He has computers.
He is so good with these computers.
It’s unbelievable.
I built an unbelievable company,
some of the greatest assets
anywhere in the world,
real estate assets
anywhere in the world,
beyond the United States.
In Europe,
lots of different places.
It's an unbelievable company.
I think I should -
you go to her website,
she’s going to raise taxes
1.3 trillion dollars
and look at her website.
You know what,
it’s no different than this.
She’s telling us how to fight ISIS.
Just go to her website.
She tells you how to fight ISIS
on her website.
Well, I’m really
calling for major jobs
because the wealthy
are going to create
tremendous jobs.
They’re going to expand
their companies.
They’re going to do a
tremendous job.
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