fun with jquery, functions, and being too lazy to track google analytic events

jquery.ga.js

$.ga
    ('use')
	('setAccount', 'UA-83919101')
	('trackPageview')
	('trackPageLoadTime')
	('setCustomVar', 1, 'OrderID', 1)
    ('events')
	('click', 'h2', ['Label 1', 'Action 1', 'Value 1'])
	('click', '#breadcrumbs', function(){ return ['Label 1', 'Action 1', this.value]; })
;