Originally published on Sucide Girls in two parts (1 and 2). Currently accessible via archive.org at Part 1 and Part 2. This version only removed the intro to the Second Part
If you're a longtime reader of my blog, you know that I refer to the first bald captain of the Enterprise as WILLIAM FUCKING SHATNER. The origin of this charming name was first published in my book Dancing Barefoot.
Because my "Star Trek: The Experience" story from Barefoot received such a positive response back in January