Instructions for making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

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Alien, please make me a PB & J sandwich

1. Pick up loaf of bread in the bag.
2. Remove wire tie around the plastic bread bag.
3. Open the bag.
4. Select 2 slices of from the bread loaf that are not the first or the last slices in the bag. Each slice should have the same color on both sides.
5. Place the two slices of bread on the plate side by side: left and right.
6. Twist plastic bread bag.
7. Tie wire around the twisted portion of the plastic bread bag.
8. Open the jar of peanut butter by twisting off the lid, counter-clockwise.
9. Place lid on the table.
10. Open the jar of jelly by twisting off the lid, counter-clockwise.
11. Place lid on the table.
12. Pick up knife by the handle, which is the opposite end of the serrated edge.
13. Dip knife into the jar of peanut butter and in a scooping motion remove a tablespoon sized glob of peanut butter.
14. Lightly apply the glob of peanut butter to the slice of bread on the left side of the plate.
15. Continue to spread the the peanut butter on the slice of bread until 85% of the side facing you is covered in peanut butter. Start from the center and work your way out to the edges. Do not rip the bread while spreading the peanut butter.
16. Dip knife into the jar of peanut butter and in a scooping motion remove a tablespoon sized glob of peanut butter.
17. Lightly apply the glob of peanut butter to the slice of bread on the right side of the plate.
18. Continue to spread the the peanut butter on the slice of bread until 85% of the side facing you is covered in peanut butter. Start from the center and work your way out to the edges. Do not rip the bread while spreading the peanut butter.
19. Ensure that there is no more peanut butter remaining on the knife.
20. Dip the knife into the jar of jelly and in a scooping motion remove a tablespoon sized glob of jelly.
21. Lightly apply the glob of jelly to the slice of bread on the left side of the plate.
22. Continue to spread the the peanut butter on the slice of bread until 80% of the side facing you is covered in jelly. Start from the center and work your way out to the edges. Do not rip the bread while spreading the jelly.
23. Dip the knife into the jar of jelly and in a scooping motion remove a tablespoon sized glob of jelly.
24. Lightly apply the glob of jelly to the slice of bread on the right side of the plate.
25. Continue to spread the the peanut butter on the slice of bread until 80% of the side facing you is covered in jelly. Start from the center and work your way out to the edges. Do not rip the bread while spreading the jelly.
26. Ensure that there is no more jelly remaining on the knife.
27. Place knife on the table, to the right side of the plate.
28. Pick up the slice of bread on the right side of the plate, without touching the side covered in peanut butter and jelly.
29. Place the slice of bread in your hands on top of the other slice of bread, making sure the sides covered in peanut butter and jelly are connected to each other.
30. Pick up the jelly jar and lid. Screw the lid back on top of the open end of the jar, clockwise.
31. Pick up the peanut butter jar and lid. Screw the lid back on top of the open end of the jar, clockwise.
32. Tell me my sandwich is ready.