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Magus Optimum – Join the Madness

So… you’re ranked "Below average" or better and looking for a faction?

Perfect.

Whether you’re greener than fresh lettuce, a dusty returnee, or somewhere awkwardly in between. We’ve got the banter, knowledge, and sometimes patience, if you’ve got the commitment.

Benefits (a.k.a. Bribes to Join Us)

  • Excursion X: Carry TEN extra items while traveling – because “one more souvenir” is never enough.
  • Ranked War Payouts: Fair cuts, taxed at only 20% – cheaper than your local government.
  • Organized Crimes: 100% payout to participants – because we’re criminals, not thieves.
  • Steadfast - Extra gym gains
    • 2% extra Gym gains for Strengh and Dexterity
    • 3% Extra Gym gains for Speed and Defense

What We Expect (a.k.a. The Fine Print)

  • Teamwork (no lone wolves unless you’re really, really cool)
  • Participation in wars (yes, you will get hit)
  • Daily training (muscles or brains, we’re not picky)
  • Daily crimes (if you don’t commit crimes, what are you even doing here?)
  • Join training events (and actually show up)
  • Communication, join the Discord

Our Totally Serious Mission Statement

We grow together, at your pace (unless your pace is “snail on vacation”). We value camaraderie and trust in a sea of backstabbers. We play fair, fight hard, and keep it friendly… mostly.

So, if you’ve reached beyond "Below Average" and ready to laugh, fight, and loot alongside a band of slightly unhinged misfits… Apply today.

Or don’t. But you’ll regret it.

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