Requires ZSH (https://www.zsh.org/), cURL (https://curl.se/), and JQ (https://stedolan.github.io/jq/).

pydis-paste

#!/usr/bin/env zsh

emulate zsh
setopt err_exit pipe_fail warn_create_global warn_nested_var no_unset

if (( ${#@} == 0 )); then
	data="$(cat)"
elif (( ${#@} == 1)); then
	case $1 in
		-) data="$(cat)" ;;
		*) data="$(cat $1)" ;;
	esac
else
	print -u2 'Too many arguments.'
	exit 1
fi

# TODO: handle other hosted Hastebin instances
# paste_domain="${PASTE_DOMAIN:-paste.pythondiscord.com}"
# base_url="https://${paste_domain%/*}"
base_url='https://paste.pythondiscord.com'

# setopt xtrace

curl --location --request POST "${base_url}/documents" --data "$data" \
| jq -r "\"${base_url}/\"+.key"

# TODO: handle HTTP errors