Simple Nyan.cat

simple-nyan-cat.user.js

// ==UserScript==
// @name         Simple nyan.cat
// @namespace    http://onai.net/
// @version      0.2
// @description  Simplies Nyan.cat just for fun
// @author       Kevin Gwynn
// @match        http://nyan.cat/*
// @match        http://www.nyan.cat/*
// @grant        none
// ==/UserScript==

(function() {
    // Make sure jQuery is available
    var gen = 0;var act=function(){gen=1;var script=document.createElement('script');script.src='//code.jquery.com/jquery-1.11.0.min.js';script.type='text/javascript';document.getElementsByTagName('head')[0].appendChild(script);};(!window.jQuery)?act():1;setTimeout(function(){console.log('jQuery '+(gen?'loaded: ':'existing: ')+(window.jQuery?jQuery().jquery:'no jQuery/load failed'));}, 500);

    var improveNav = function() {
        console.log('KAG: NYANCAT');
        let jQuery = $ || jQuery;
        
        jQuery('#langchooser').remove();
        jQuery('.col-md-8 DIV:first').remove();
        jQuery('.col-md-2:nth(2)').remove();
        jQuery('IMG[src="/images/lovebot.gif"]').remove();
        // jQuery('#timer').hide();
        jQuery('iframe').remove();
        jQuery('.row:last').remove();
        jQuery('.col-md-3:last').remove();
        jQuery('#mySidenav').css('z-index', '1000');
        
        // Make the media player and "pick a flavor" button bettersizes
        jQuery('.fadeInOut .col-md-3:first').removeClass('col-md-3').addClass('col-md-6');
        
        // Makes the last row mostly invisible but fades in on mouse-over
        jQuery('<style type="text/css"> .fadeInOut { opacity: 0.02; transition: 0.3s all ease-in-out; } .fadeInOut:hover { opacity:1; } </style>').appendTo('head');
        jQuery('.row:last').addClass('fadeInOut');
    }
    
    var removeCruft = function() {
        jQuery('iframe').remove();
    }        

    improveNav();
    setTimeout(removeCruft, 2500);
})();

Easily the weirdest userscript I've made.