Increase penis size! First python script by hazeyez! Playing with variables, functions and sleep timers...

increase-penis-size.py

#!/usr/bin/env python3

# Author: hazeyez, copyright Dalnet default chan # ops.

import time

stub_size = float(input("Enter your penis size in inches: "))
time.sleep(2)

print("The size you entered is:", stub_size, "inches. Wow! That is a small penis!")
time.sleep(2)

print("Don't worry, together we're going to make it bigger...")
time.sleep(2)

growth = float(input("How many inches do you want it to grow? "))
time.sleep(2)

print("Okay! We're going to grow that penis by", growth, "inches!")
time.sleep(1)

print("Standby while our cocksmiths play with your prostate and put your penis into our proprietary sukKy sukKy vacuum!")

for i in range(5,0,-1):
    time.sleep(1)
    print(i)
    
def add_size(new_size):
    grown_penis = stub_size + growth
    return grown_penis

new_penis = add_size(growth)
time.sleep(1)

print("Congradulations! Our expert cocksmiths were able to increase your penis size to:", new_penis, "inches.")

print("Be careful with that thing! Also, as a reminder we are not responsible for shrinkage! You must masturbate 7x a day to maintain this new growth!")