postgresql_table_row_count.sql

SELECT
  pgClass.relname   AS tableName,
  pgClass.reltuples AS rowCount
FROM
  pg_class pgClass
LEFT JOIN
  pg_namespace pgNamespace ON (pgNamespace.oid = pgClass.relnamespace)
WHERE
  pgNamespace.nspname NOT IN ('pg_catalog', 'information_schema') AND
  pgClass.relkind='r'

--OR--

create or replace function 
count_rows(schema text, tablename text) returns integer
as
$body$
declare
  result integer;
  query varchar;
begin
  query := 'SELECT count(1) FROM ' || schema || '.' || tablename;
  execute query into result;
  return result;
end;
$body$
language plpgsql;

--

select 
  table_schema,
  table_name, 
  count_rows(table_schema, table_name)
from information_schema.tables
where 
  table_schema not in ('pg_catalog', 'information_schema') 
  and table_type='BASE TABLE'
order by 3 desc