Why I Don't Write Web Apps

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Why I Don't Write Web Apps (if I can help it)

This is what happens when I try to pick a language.

Note: If I didn't think it was possible to create a development environment without any of these issues (which I consider "major" for the most part), I would not have written this list.

C/C++

• NOTHNX.

Node.js

• Javascript is weakly typed.. boo.
• Cooperative multitasking.. booo.
• No threads, V8 memory limits, all the joys of a browser VM.
• The Java influences can still be felt.

Ruby (Rack)

• Sloowwww..
• Doesn't have language-level I/O concurrency & scheduling (Fibers don't count).
• Crappy package management.
• Classical OOP meh (although it is probably my favorite implementation of classical OO).
• Too much magic, even in the language itself.

Ruby on Rails

• brb—forgot my saddle.

Python

• Sloowwww..
• Doesn't have built-in language-level I/O concurrency & scheduling.
• Classical OOP meh.

Clojure & Scala

• The Java ecosystem.. stab, stab.

Note: Clojure might be the perfect language, if it didn't run on top of Java.

Erlang

• The fucking records.
• The fucking stack traces. (Haven't tried R15 yet)
• The fucking stdlib.

Note: This is my current choice for large applications.

Haskell

• That would be like using a bat-mobile to go grocery shopping.
• It also feels like a bad fit overall, looking at code from yesod etc.

.NET

• m$

PHP

• LOLPHP

Go

• Too young
• Disregards 30 years of programming language design.

Lua

• Not ready for the web