OnJavaScript

Son we live in a world that has JavaScript, needs JavaScript.
And while my existence might seem grotesque, somebody needs to 
write and maintain this JavaScript. We use words such as closures
and functions with honour, with understanding. You use them to mock
JavaScript and what we do at your user groups. So instead
of using that web site to register for your little trips and then question
the same technology that runs it, I'd rather you just say thank you 
and go on your way. Either way, I don't give a crap what you think about JavaScript.