lol

test.php

<?php 
/**
 *
 * LOL
 *
 * Output :
 *
 * bar0   : bar
 * bar1   : bar
 * bar2   : bar
 * bar3   : bar
 * bar4   : bar
 * bar5   : bar
 * bar6   : bar
 * bar7   : bar
 * bar8   : bar
 * bar9   : bar
 * bar10  : bar
 * bar11  : bar
 *
 */
class Foo
{
    const COUNT_PROPERTIES = 12;
    public $bar;
    
    public function __construct($_bar) { $this->bar = $_bar; }
    public function __get($prop)  { 
        switch ($prop) {
            case 'bar1': return $this -> bar;
            case 'bar2':
                return $this 
                -> bar;
                break;
            case 'bar3':
                return $this 
                -> 
                bar;
            case 'bar4':
                return $this /*Lorem ipsum*/
                -> 
                bar;
            case 'bar5':
                return $this /*Lorem ipsum*/
                -> /*Lorem ipsum*/
                bar;
            case 'bar6':
                return $this /*Lorem ipsum*/
                -> /*Lorem ipsum*/
                bar; /*Lorem ipsum*/
            case 'bar7':
                return $this/*Lorem ipsum*/->/*Lorem ipsum*/bar/*Lorem ipsum*/;
            case 'bar8':
                return ${"this"}/*Lorem ipsum*/->/*Lorem ipsum*/bar/*Lorem ipsum*/;
            case 'bar9':
                return ${"this"}/*Lorem ipsum*/->/*Lorem ipsum*/{"bar"}/*Lorem ipsum*/;
            case 'bar10':
                return @${"this"}/*Lorem ipsum*/->/*Lorem ipsum*/{bar}/*Lorem ipsum*/;
            case 'bar11':
                return @${"this"}/*Lorem ipsum*/->/*Lorem ipsum*/{implode(array('b','a','r'))}/*Lorem ipsum*/;
                /**
                 * stop! You got nothing better to do?
                 **/
            default: return $this->bar;
        }
    }
}

$foo = new Foo("bar");
for ($i=0; $i < Foo::COUNT_PROPERTIES; $i++) echo str_pad('bar' . $i, 6, ' ') . ' : ' . $foo->{'bar' . $i} . "\n";