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the effects of sleep deprivation on the logical mind
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#!/usr/bin/env ruby | |
class NomNom | |
def initialize(io) | |
# ...I'm not writing this class over again, hoe! | |
end | |
end | |
class SuperYumNom < NomNom | |
# Absolute Logic frees the mind | |
:amphetamines | |
:dopamine_d1 | |
:dopamine_d2 | |
def initialize(amperage) | |
# Super charge that, bitch! | |
@amperage = amperage | |
# Initializing, please stand by; | |
# Preparing for cognitive enlightenment! | |
reuptake(:dopamine_d1) | |
return @amperage | |
end | |
# ...and the white dwarf went Nova (!) | |
def reuptake(meds) | |
meds = medicine | |
i = 0 | |
# Iterate me through the rite of passenge | |
meds.each do |u| | |
inhibitor(:dopamine_d2) | |
i += 1 | |
end | |
end | |
def inhibit(inhibitor) | |
@inhibitor = inhibitor | |
end | |
end | |
# Onset | |
def main() | |
SuperYumNom.new(60) | |
reuptake(:amphetamines) | |
# WUWU | |
# ... | |
end | |
# Consider it done, mate! | |
main() |
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